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1. Lanejumper64
   posted a quote
   April 10, 2012 11:26pm UTC
   This is the story of a girl
   who cried a river and drowned the whole world
   and while she looks so sad in photographs,
   i absolutly love it
   When she smiles
   
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2. Lanejumper64
   posted a quote
   December 28, 2011 4:17pm UTC
   Everyone can take a picture of an ordinary object, but when you take the shot in black and white-
   BOOM.
   insta profesional photographer.
   
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3. Lanejumper64
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2011 10:57pm UTC
   Did you know....?
   5 out of 4 people struggle with fractions.
   
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4. Lanejumper64
   posted a quote
   December 14, 2011 9:43pm UTC
   "THAT WAS
   TOTALLY
   WICKED!!!"
   Oh little kid in The Incredibles, how you always make my day....
   
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5. Lanejumper64
   posted a quote
   November 29, 2011 10:59pm UTC
   These boots were made for walking-
   And walkings just what they'll do.
   These boots were made for walking,
   And they'll walk all over you.
   
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6. Lanejumper64
   posted a quote
   November 9, 2011 9:55pm UTC
   I love those people
   Who make me laugh
   when I dont even want to smile.
   
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7. Lanejumper64
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2011 9:04pm UTC
   hey mom. mom. MOM! mom mom mom mom... MOTHER!!!
   -WHAT???-
   I love you:)
   
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8. Lanejumper64
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2011 3:52pm UTC
   Smitty Webenjagermanjensen
   he was #1
   
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9. Lanejumper64
   posted a quote
   October 7, 2011 11:17am UTC
   I turn my head to the east-
   I don't see nobody by my side.I turn my head to the west-Still nobody in sight.So I turn my head to the north-Swallow that pill that they call pride.That old me is dead and goneBut that new me will be alright.
   
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10. Lanejumper64
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 10:59pm UTC
    You're gonna catch a cold
    FROM THE ICE INSIDE YOUR
    SOUL
    So don't come back for me. Who do you think you are?
    
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11. Lanejumper64
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    Words are flowing out like Endless Rain into a Paper Cup, they slither wildly as they slip away Across the Universe. Pools of sorrow, waves of joy are drifting through my opened mind possessing and caressing me. - The Beatles♥
    
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12. Lanejumper64
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 3:13pm UTC
    Willy Wonka: Everything in this room is eatable. Yes, i am eatable but that, children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies.
    
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13. Lanejumper64
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 3:06pm UTC
    (captian) Jack Sparrow: I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest... Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
    
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14. Lanejumper64
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    when I'm sad,
    i stop being sad,
    and be awesome instead
    True story.
    nmq/nmf
    
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15. Lanejumper64
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 1:10pm UTC
    Today I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent, and I feel bad because now it wont have any friends... poor guy...
    
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16. Lanejumper64
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 3:23pm UTC
    FINDING NEMO♥
    is my favorite Just because of the seagulls constantly screaming, "MINE MINE MINE!!!"
    
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