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mars*

1. mars*
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   December 27, 2017 4:00pm UTC
   soak all my clothes in holy water
   soak all my clothes in holy water
   
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2. mars*
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   December 27, 2017 3:19pm UTC
   a woman
   should not have to be
   modest
   in order to be
   respected
   
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3. mars*
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   December 27, 2017 3:11pm UTC
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4. mars*
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   April 23, 2015 4:50pm UTC
   If you ever think you're an idiot just remember I tripped over a dog and broke my foot
   
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5. mars*
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   April 21, 2015 4:10pm UTC
   being ignored is one of the worst pains i've ever felt
   
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6. mars*
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   April 20, 2015 1:52pm UTC
   All I ever really want is you.
   
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7. mars*
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   April 19, 2015 3:50pm UTC
   why have a good looking girl when you could have one with good music taste
   aka me
   
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8. mars*
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   April 19, 2015 5:10am UTC
   The pain of being the first one awake at a sleepover.
   
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9. mars*
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   April 16, 2015 3:08pm UTC
   Is it just me that finds it incredibly hard to deal with my family
   
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10. mars*
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    April 15, 2015 4:44pm UTC
    I've got some lies to tell.
    
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11. mars*
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    April 14, 2015 3:53pm UTC
    All these emoticons and words,
    try to make it better but they only make it worse.
    
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12. mars*
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    April 13, 2015 4:23pm UTC
    Darling, I'm done for once.
    
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13. mars*
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    April 11, 2015 7:13pm UTC
    It's like one moment you're a walking distance away and the next you're on the other side of the world. I can't.
    
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14. mars*
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    April 9, 2015 5:51pm UTC
    My hair may look like a trainwreck, but at least it smells damn good.
    
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15. mars*
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    April 8, 2015 5:19pm UTC
    Alone we stand, together we fall apart
    
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16. mars*
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    April 7, 2015 6:55pm UTC
    I just want to know how
    you feel about us.
    
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17. mars*
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    April 5, 2015 4:58pm UTC
    I'd love to hate you but your smell is still on my jeans.
    
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18. mars*
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    April 3, 2015 7:18pm UTC
    I love your voice but
    I hate when you speak.
    
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19. mars*
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    April 3, 2015 5:00pm UTC
    The truth is too hard to believe.
    
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20. mars*
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    March 31, 2015 3:36pm UTC
    can i sell my feelings on ebay
    
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