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blankwolf*
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June 14, 2012 6:47pm UTC

everyone: Are you okay
everyone: You look tired
everyone: You look upset
everyone: You look confused
everyone: Are you mad at me
everyone: Who are you mad at
me: IT'S JUST MY FACE
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blankwolf*
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June 17, 2012 12:50am UTC

Short horror story
Favourite band: We've decided to go our separate ways.

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blankwolf*
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June 23, 2012 7:09pm UTC

What does a nosy pepper do?
Get jalapeno buisness

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BelieveYoureBeautiful
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 3:08pm UTC

Now that I'm sitting here
thinkin g it through,
t've never been anywhere
as cold as you

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erinnn
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 5:25am UTC

HAPPIEST F***ING TEEN EVER RIGHT NOW!!!

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DieAlone
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 7:07am UTC

I legit have a six pack from laughing too hard.
And my mum says I don't exercise!

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Zombiee
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 8:39am UTC

& Here's To The People
Who Never Give Up,
Even Though Life Is
Throwing Sticks
And Stones.
CaCalling me

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make_it_stop
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 10:09am UTC

My thoughts before going to scool
good morning sunshine
this is going to be a great day!
my hair looks fantastic!
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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Jemma96
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 11:40am UTC

Being GAY is fine
Being BISEXUAL is fine
Being TRANSGENDER is fine
Being LESBIAN is fine
Being STRAIGHT is fine
You know what's not?
Wearing crocs.
What's worse?
Wearing crocs AND SOCKS

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Forever_25
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 8:45am UTC

it's a shame that you live the kind of life that you think every status about a backstabber is about you,
...feeling guilty much?

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Zombiee
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 8:16am UTC

Don't You Realize...
Calling Me Fat, Makes You No Skinner
Calling Me Stupid, Makes You No Smarter
Calling Me Ugly, Makes You No Prettier
CaCalling me

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OnceUponAFairytale
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 3:32pm UTC

Ek is lief vir jou!
Te dua!
Afekrishalehou!
Ohiboke (m to f),
Nohiboka (f to m, or m to m)
Yes kez si'rumem!
Maite zaitut!
Ami tomake bahlobashi!
Volim te!
Obicham te!
T'estimo!
Mi aime jou!
Volim te!
Miluji tev!
Jeg elsker dig!
Ik hou van je!
Mi amas vin!
Mina armastan sind!
Tora dost daram!
Iniibig kita!
(Mä) rakastan sua!
Je t'aime!
Ik hald fan dei!
Querote!
Ich liebe dich!
S'ayapo!
Hoon tane pyar karoochhoon!
tane chaahuN chhuN!
Aloha wau ia 'oe!
Anee ohev otakh (m to f),
Anee ohevet otkha (f to m),
Anee ohev otkha (m to m),
Anee ohevet otakh (f to f)
Mai tumase pyar karata hun
(m to f),
Mai tumase pyar karati hun (f to m)
Szeretlek!
Eg elska thig!
Saya cinta padamu!
t'a gr'a agam dhuit!
Ti amo!
Kimi o ai shiteru!
Dangsinul saranghee yo!
Te amo!
Es tevi milu!
As tave myliu!
Saya cintamu!
Wo ai ni!
Yokwe Yuk!
Jeg e
lsker deg!
Kocham ciebie!
Eu te amo!
Te iubesc!
Ya tyebya lyublyu!
twayi snihyaami Volim te! Kiyahurata!
Lubim ta!
Ljubim te!
Te amo!
Nakupenda!
Jag älskar dig!
Mahal kita!
Phom rug khun (Male speaker)
Chan rug khun (Female speaker)
Seni seviyorum!
Ya tebe kokhayu!
Main tumse muhabbat karta hoon!
Anh yeu em (m to f),
Em yeu an (f to m)
Rwy'n dy garu di!
Kh'hob dikh lib!
Ngiyakuthanda!
I love you!♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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erinnn
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April 24, 2012 8:01am UTC

What I do when I am hungry
1. Leave couch
2. look in fridge
3. look in food cupbored
4. look in freezer
5. walk away disappointed there is no food
6. repeat 5 minutes later hoping that food has magically appeared
nmf

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