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Kiki24

1. Kiki24
   posted a quote
   May 30, 2012 6:24pm UTC
   Girl: "OMG I ATE AN ENTIRE M&M. I AM SO FAT."
   Me: *shoving three chocolate bars in mouth* "oh.... ya, well, you know, I am way better at making portion sizes. I never eat too much candy."
   
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2. Kiki24
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   May 28, 2012 3:31pm UTC
   There are always secrets
   If you highlighted this, well done..... you have all of the approvel a potato can give. :)
   
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3. Kiki24
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   May 28, 2012 3:16pm UTC
   Mom: "You need to clean your room before you do anything else today."
   Me: *re-arranges pillows on bed* "Whew. Well, that's enough cleaning for one day. :)"
   
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4. Kiki24
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   May 27, 2012 2:53pm UTC
   It depresses me
   to know I will never have a "Disney Princess perfect ending" :(
   
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5. Kiki24
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   May 21, 2012 12:51pm UTC
   That awesome part of Summer
   where you don't even know what day of the week it is
   
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6. Kiki24
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   May 20, 2012 6:57pm UTC
   That akward moment
   When you did something for your teacher, and they said you could leave but you were expecting candy.
   So you just stand there like: "Ahem...."
   
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7. Kiki24
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   May 20, 2012 6:55pm UTC
   That scary moment
   When you are texting someone who has the flu, and you are afraid you will catch it through text.
   
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8. Kiki24
   posted a quote
   May 12, 2012 4:56pm UTC
   Needles and Pins
   By: Shel Silverstein
   Needles and pins,
   Needles and pins,
   Sew me a sail
   To catch me the wind.
   Sew me a sail
   Strong as the gale,
   Carpenter, bring out your
   Hammers and nails.
   Hammers and nails,
   Hammers and nails,
   Build me a boat
   To go chasing the whales.
   Chasing the whales,
   Sailing the blue
   Find me a captain
   And sign me a crew.
   Captain and crew,
   Captain and crew,
   Take me, oh take me
   To anywhere new.
   
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9. Kiki24
   posted a quote
   May 8, 2012 6:46pm UTC
   I vote:
   No school or work on Wednesdays
   
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10. Kiki24
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    May 6, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    I vote:
    More Summer
    
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11. Kiki24
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    April 29, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    Baby Anti-monkey Butt
    "I feel special!"
    fav if you know what this is....
    
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12. Kiki24
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    April 16, 2012 11:30pm UTC
    Me: "Grrr.... for summer reading, I have to read To Kill a Mockingjay."
    Friend: "Uhhh..... You mean, To Kill a Mockingbird?"
    I read to much Hunger Games.... ;)
    
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13. Kiki24
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    April 14, 2012 11:36pm UTC
    "That sounds as fun as watching paint dry."
    huh. I do that everytime I paint my nails...
    :/
    
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14. Kiki24
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    April 14, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    Me: "Hey! one of my friends texted me!" :D
    My brother: "You have friends?"
    -___-
    
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15. Kiki24
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    March 31, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    Guy:
    Burn hand on motorcycle or fire pit
    Girl:
    Burn arm on curling iron or straightener.
    
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16. Kiki24
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    March 25, 2012 11:47pm UTC
    Who else thinks that
    Bert and Mary Poppins should be together?
    <3
    
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17. Kiki24
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    March 23, 2012 11:54pm UTC
    Me using chopsticks:
    Jam one chopstick into chicken, use like fork.
    
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18. Kiki24
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    March 17, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    That sad moment
    when the guy you like is talking to you about the girl he likes......
    
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19. Kiki24
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    March 16, 2012 10:11pm UTC
    "Well, thats one thing,
    They can't order me to stop dreaming."
    ~Cinderella
    
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20. Kiki24
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    March 13, 2012 11:31pm UTC
    Me: "This book is awesome so far!"
    Friend: "Ya! Did you get to the part where he dies?"
    Me: -__- Thanks... Its not like I was going to finish this book or anything..... :/
    
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