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Kelly_shines_bright

Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 7:26pm UTC
"You are what you eat"
B*tch, you callin me a cannibal?

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when_forever_comes_to_an_end
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 2:37pm UTC
She's beautiful but she'll never admit it.
Music is her life, literally.
Ask her for a good song &
she'll give you five.
Jeans and wearing her hair down
is what she's know for.
She's afraid of the dark and
obsessed with her friends.
Her entire face lights up
when she smiles.
Her heart is broken by some
guy that doesn't love her.
But you know what?
She doesn't care.

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DuckAddictant
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 4:34pm UTC
fake hair, fake tan, fake nails,fake boobs. Tell us again how you want a real man, I'm so very interested. ------------♥------------ not my format

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oursong
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 1:44pm UTC
I started running, because i thought i was being chased by a tracker jacker.
Then I realrized it was just a wasp.
Then I realized i wasn't in
the hunger games.
nmq/nmf

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MusicIsMyLifeRapIsMyHeart
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 4:05pm UTC
On the internet:
Me two years ago: *doesn't give out first name*
Me now: Yes this is where i live, add me on FB.

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