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August 28, 2012 4:24pm UTC

Confession
▲▼▲ My first kiss sucked.

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August 28, 2012 4:40pm UTC

My heart breaks everytime i have to give
a pencil away in school, I know i'll never see it again. </3

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DistractedPenguin *
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August 31, 2012 12:29pm UTC

Guy: "You're So Pretty!"
Girl: "No i'm not!"
Guy: "Okay, You're ugly."
Girl: "Excuse me?"
Should have just said thank you.
Nmq

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DistractedPenguin *
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September 6, 2012 5:13pm UTC

Mom: How was school?
Me: Ok.
Mom: Why do you always give me the same answer?
Me: Why do you always ask the same question?
Not my quote.

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DistractedPenguin *
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September 9, 2012 9:07pm UTC

Teacher: You're late.
Me: I'm not late, your early.

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September 9, 2012 9:22pm UTC

Heres to the girls who
Aren't afraid to get alittle dirt under their nails.

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September 15, 2012 5:27pm UTC

This is how exactly how i feel, every Friday-Monday;
Friday Morning: Wide Awake (katy Perry)
Friday night: Up all night (OneDirection)
Monday morning: Don't wake me up (Chris Brown)

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DistractedPenguin *
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September 16, 2012 10:11am UTC

I hate long distance relationships because,
You can't hold that person like you want to hold them, you can't see their faces like you want to, you can't hold their hand like you want to, or make them laugh like you want to,and most of all you can't love them like you want to. Am i the only one who feels this way?

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leeuumm
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August 15, 2012 2:07pm UTC

Dad: liam come over here
Me: *walks over*
Dad: look at this hummingbird its cute
Bird: *flies away*
Dad: NOOOO IT FLEW AWAY! ..that was cute.
Me: *walks away*

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leeuumm
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August 17, 2012 9:53pm UTC

Friend: theres nothing to eat.
Me: *sees table covered with everything you can think of*
My house
Me: there's nothing to eat.
*cabinets are filled with expired, stale food*

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leeuumm
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August 22, 2012 11:41am UTC

You know your obsessed with cars when.. #2
Friend: i got new shoes
Me: what make?

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leeuumm
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August 29, 2012 10:21pm UTC

My song comes on (tyga)
Me: *blasts music*
Dad: *doesn't care*
Sister's song comes on (justin beaver)
Sister: *blasts it*
Dad: I CANT CONCENTRATE ON THE ROAD WHEN I DONT LIKE A SONG TURN IT DOWN!
win

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leeuumm
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September 2, 2012 7:11pm UTC

*in the store with 5 year old cousin*
Me: *looking at something*
Cousin: can we get jelly so we can make sandwiches when we get to your house?!
Me: *looks over and reads it and says jelly lube*
Me: *wide eyes* no thats a different kind of jelly

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Shawnie13
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August 31, 2012 11:55pm UTC

*Me home alone talking to my dog*
Me: CAESAR! I LOVE YOU BUDDY!
Caesar:
Me: Silent treatment, aye?
Caesar:
Me: Okay, c'mon!
Caesar:
Me: Listen, I watched Cats & Dogs. I know you guys can talk!
Caesar:
Me: QUIT HIDING YOUR SECRETS!
Caesar:
Me: Atleast show me a sign you understand me!
Caesar: *farts*
true story*

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LetTheFlamesBegin
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February 13, 2011 9:56am UTC

"If your friends jumped off a cliff, would you?!"
. . . Actually yes Mom, I would. ♥

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LetTheFlamesBegin
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February 13, 2011 10:33am UTC

Life is a journey..
And love is what makes that journey worthwhile. ♥

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