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  1. LiFexCaNxBexHaRdx LiFexCaNxBexHaRdx
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2010 5:59pm UTC
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  2. kenzie212 kenzie212
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2010 6:03pm UTC
    i run with sisscors it makes me feel dangerous >:)

  3. redapplecandy redapplecandy
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2010 6:04pm UTC
    Bros before hoes? pshh.
    Chicks before
    Dicks
    .
    :)
    don't jock(:

  4. CandEProductions CandEProductions
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2010 6:29pm UTC
    Yeah, I'm a teenage girl...
    I add unnecessaryyyyyy lettttteeerrrrsss to randommmm worrdsss whilee typpingggggg
    I can eat junk food like it's going out of style
    I wish for {him} at 11:11
    I frequently yell at inanimate objects
    If it's not working, I hit it
    I run and jump into bed just in case there is a monster under it
    I can listen to music, have a convo on Facebook, text, and talk on the phone all at the same time
    If it is shiny or sparkly, then I want it
    I take millions of pictures of myself, just to get the perfect one for Facebook
    I hear a song once and then I know every word
    I burst out laughing at inappropriate times
    I teach my grandparents how to use their computer
    I hate slow drivers
    If he has abs, then I love him
    If my computer doesn't load in 5 seconds, then I scream at it
    I come up with fake conversations and situations in my head that won't happen
    I can't talk without saying "um"
    I can fall asleep with my iPod on full blast
    I can type faster than any adult
    I make life decisions in the shower
    I watch a horror movie, and then I need someone to walk me to the bathroom
    I love jeans :)
    I watch Shark Week the week before I go to the beach
    I scream when the toast pops out of the toaster
    No matter what it is, if it says "try me", then I will
    Yeah, I'm a teenage girl...
    And proud to be one! :)

  5. xomadzz xomadzz
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2010 6:54pm UTC
    Fake hair, Fake nails
    Fake tan, Fake boobs
    Girl are you sure you
    wern't made in china ?

  6. ForeverYoungx3 ForeverYoungx3
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2010 7:33pm UTC
    I hate when a guy has amazing hair, then goes and cuts it all off!
    Fav if you do tooo! (:

  7. crazylysh2 crazylysh2
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2010 7:42pm UTC
    I Know Them!!!
    That's WhatsHisFace!

  8. hopelessromanticxx hopelessromanticxx
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2010 8:07pm UTC
    He is so cute. He showed me around his house and all I could think was "If he pushed me up against a wall I'd make the heck out of him"
    Love my friends

  9. DanaeM DanaeM
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2010 9:04pm UTC
    What mother thinks of their son/daughter when . . .
    The door is closed in their bedroom
    Son
    ''He must be masturbating.''
    Daughter.
    ''Aw,the poor girl must have had a bad day in the school.I'll give her some space''
    __________________________________________
    In the bathroom for more than 1 hour.
    Son
    ''He is masturbating''
    Daughter
    ''She must be washing up to look that date she might not have tonight''
    __________________________________________
    On the computer for the entire day
    Son
    ''He must be masturbating''
    OR
    ''The kind has no friends.I should send him to counseling''.
    Daughter
    ''My little angel has nothing to do now that her boyfriend is on vacation.How sad''
    __________________________________________
    Stays after school.
    Son
    ''OMG,he's smoking weed!''
    Daughter
    ''She must be doing extra curricular''.
    __________________________________________
    Sick on a day school
    Son
    ''take a tylenol and go to school''.
    Daughter
    ''Oh my poor baby! I taped Twilight for you.Stay home and rest''.

  10. archuleta4ever archuleta4ever
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2010 9:19pm UTC
    the 'sup' head nod.
    fave if you just did it(:

  11. ariananderson ariananderson
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2010 9:24pm UTC
    So today,
    my mom told me she was going to bring me to get a mani-pedi,
    so i spent the whole day
    learning how to say
    "i know your talking about me!"
    in chinese
    [我知道你說的我] )))00000hgddd
    so when we got there,
    they started talking in chinese
    and looking at me,
    you know the usual,
    and i yelled it at them,
    And they just shut right up.

  12. xoitzkayy18 xoitzkayy18
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2010 9:55pm UTC
    Mom quote #1
    Mom:
    "change you attitude right now".
    -' i'll change mine, when you change yours.
    deal?'

  13. never_forget never_forget
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    August 2, 2010 9:56pm UTC
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  17. oxLILbray97 oxLILbray97
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2010 8:30pm UTC
    ~your mom
    ~my moms dead
    ~awh shyt, my badd

  18. unotori1 unotori1
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2010 8:31pm UTC
    Save Energy
    Play in the
    Dark
    ::. Hollister

  19. oxLILbray97 oxLILbray97
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2010 8:37pm UTC
    guy--suck my dick
    girl- if you had one
    guy-ask ur mom

  20. archuleta96 archuleta96
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2010 8:47pm UTC
    Pretty little liars
    my new obsession :)

:)

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