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  1. Chocolate_Luver Chocolate_Luver
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 3:37am UTC
    Only Ed Sheeran
    is allowed to perform in front of the whole world in jeans and a hoodie because he is Ed Sheeran♥

  2. Chocolate_Luver Chocolate_Luver
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    YOUR BIGGEST RISK
    WILL BE THE ONE YOU DON'T TAKE.

  3. Chocolate_Luver Chocolate_Luver
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 12:04am UTC
    Did anyone else notice
    in the Tostitos Pizza Rolls commercial,
    the guy leaves the phone in the fridge?
    O.o

  4. Chocolate_Luver Chocolate_Luver
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 12:19am UTC
    I really need to lose weight so comment your name I'll do the instructions for each letter.
    A- 10 Crunches I- Run in place (3 min) Q- 100 Jumping Jacks
    B- Run in place (5 min) J- 15 Jumping Jacks R- 30 Lunges (both legs)
    C- 20 Jumping Jacks K- 10 Lunges (both legs) S- 25 Squats
    D- 15 Lunges (both legs) L- 5 Squats T- 15 Pushups
    E- 10 Squats M- 5 Pushups U- Stretch (8 min)
    F- 5 Pushups N- Stretch (3 min) V- 10 Crunches
    G- Stretch (5 min) O- 15 Crunches W- Run in place (5 min)
    H- 5 Crunches P- Run in place (10 min) X- 20 Jumping Jacks
    Y- 15 Lunges (both legs)
    Z- 10 Squats
    Every Fave= 1 glass of water (8oz)

  5. Chocolate_Luver Chocolate_Luver
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    Me at Baskin-Robbins:
    Me: *sees hot server guy*
    Me: dayuumm boy
    Me: do you work out?
    Me: I'll get him to take my order..
    Me I promise, I'll be the one to talk to him first..
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: lol nevermind.
    Guy: would you like to try something?
    Me: i'd like to try taking your pants off
    Me: he so wants me
    Me: i have to say yes
    Me: okay i'll try that one
    Me: *doesnt know how to pronounce it*
    Me: i look like an idiot
    Me: *tries flavor and orders it*
    Me: omg his eyes
    Me: his face
    Me: alkjdsglkjsgfdfgkl
    Me: maybe he actually is nervous to talk to me too
    Me: hahahaha no i look like a sh/t sh/tted on me
    Me: can he see me staring at him???
    My mom: okay we have to go now.
    Me: okay.. this trip was pretty productive..
    Me: *face palm*

  6. Chocolate_Luver Chocolate_Luver
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 11:43pm UTC
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  7. Chocolate_Luver Chocolate_Luver
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 2:31pm UTC
    SMILE AND MAKE THEM REGRET HURTING YOU♥

  8. Chocolate_Luver Chocolate_Luver
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 2:46pm UTC
    I really don't need to kill a flower deciding if he loves me or not...
    Because I already know he doesn't</3

  9. Chocolate_Luver Chocolate_Luver
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    April 23, 2012 6:51pm UTC
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  11. Chocolate_Luver Chocolate_Luver
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    ^
    This quote, is a landshark.
    :)

  12. Chocolate_Luver Chocolate_Luver
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    &he said that he likes my hair better when I don't flat iron it♥


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  15. Chocolate_Luver Chocolate_Luver
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    Lets flip a coin..
    heads, I'm your girlfriend,
    &tails, you're my boyfriend♥

  16. Chocolate_Luver Chocolate_Luver
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    I am just like this quote,
    Invisible to you.

  17. Chocolate_Luver Chocolate_Luver
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 11:27pm UTC
    That Awful Moment When...
    You try doing a messy bun
    but it just looks like
    a rabid raccoon
    attacked your head.
    and you were getting ready for school, and didn't bother to fix your hair so you went to school with you're hair like that... *facepalm*

  18. Chocolate_Luver Chocolate_Luver
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    Hey Wittians... I really need ur help... I really hate the school that I go to now. So im hoping next year (7th grade) i can transfer schools, to the school where all my friends from last year go to. The school i go to now is a private school and costs ALOT of money, and i just really do not like it at all. I told my dad this and he said its perfectly fine if i transfer, but it has to be ok w/ my mom. so i asked my mom and she said no. I really want to go to that school... i have had a really tough year at the school im at now and its just nothing like i thought it would be. so i really need some advice on how to convince my mom to let me transfer schools. please comment? if you read this all, i love you!

  19. Chocolate_Luver Chocolate_Luver
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    Wittians.. can i get some advice please?
    so i really hate my body right now, i think im fat and stuff... but its cuz i am. my stomach sticks out almost as if im pregnant and i have a huge butt thats just ugly... and humoungous thighs. so i really want to lose some weight. any advice? i already cut soda out of my diet and it didnt really help, and im trying to eat healthier but its hard. i see sweets and its like... i just have to eat them. ive tried being anorexic but it didnt work. so can i have some adive on loseing weight and just feeling ok about my self? comment pleasee? if you read this all, i love you. ♥

  20. Chocolate_Luver Chocolate_Luver
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    Me, Chatting with a guy friend I used to like;
    Him: Hows life?
    Me: Ok i guess...
    Him: Why the "i guess"?
    Me: *types a whole paragraph of vent*
    Him: Really?
    Me: Yeah
    Him: Tht sux
    *in my head*: wow, thanks for the news flash -_-
    Me: But no one cares, and thts what hurts..
    Him: I care :)
    *in head again* asdfghjkl BRB, Dying xD
    True Story (:

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