am I the only one?
-who thinks they look better in the mirror, before they take the picture?
-who runs towards the phone when ringing, then, as soon as you get there, it stops?
-who tries to look extra good in the morning to try to impress someone, then it turns out they're absent?
-who checks your phone to see what time it is, then checks again because you weren't paying attention the first time?
-who writes a hilarious status on facebook. no one likes it?
-who see's the ice cream truck, then run inside to get money?
-who see's someone you dislike at the store. hope they don't see you. they do?
-who eat's the bread that comes before the food. too full to finish the food that you pay for?
-who go's to bed. almost fall asleep. then, you realize you have homework to finish?
-who buys an awesome t-shirt. wear it once then, it shrinks in t he dryer?
am I the only one?