Jordan.*

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Member Since: 18 Dec 2013 12:12am

Last Seen: 5 Jun 2014 12:33pm

Birthday: February 17

Location: On top of your fridge.

Gender: M

user id: 376380

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I'm Jordan, but mostly known as Jordesus because I'm greatly worshipped. My friend told me about this site, and since she thinks I'm gay, she wanted me to check it out. Well actually we're together now, so I guess I'm not so gay anymore. Hum. But it looks interesting. And I beg to differ; I see other manly men on this interweb site. I'm sort of getting used to whatever the hell a format is, so bear with me. (This thing about a format was written a while ago and well, I never bothered to figure it out so enjoy the black.)

I like long boarding. My favorite color is orange and grey-all fifty shades of it. And I like orange juice. And cutting people with frozen waffles. And throwing children at people's houses. And Obama with a hair quiff. So Kik me if these things suit your interests, too; at Da_Oj_Juice_ .

Follow these wonderful and exhilarating people; MissIndescribable94, Eleph4nt, LiveAllDay, AngelaDaNinja, Athenas, Cocoaniable, Blue_Eyed_Babe11, BlackKeysLover, RockGirl789, ILuvUDaniella, JojoLovesU, Nimbus, Bvb267, L0lOk, WhenSavannahSmiles, Madi_Cook, JoshCloud, LittleMisFit, Forever_Basketball_14, JordiSmiles, I'llBeYourLouisYouBeMyHarry, SkilletBiscuit, Lou4Ever, BrieLove98, JaneBond, MikaylaSaysHi, Nandos_Lover, QuixoticTulip, HellenItsAK, Witney, WhenAllElseFails - Or don't follow. I don't know. Check them out maybe? I can't tell you want to do.

You can't curse on here though.
Scandalous italics.
I can tell you that.
I have a soft spot for kittens by the way.
I don't care if you care or not. I just had to get that off my chest yanno'.
Everything I quote is filed under love and I don't know why and it's bothering me because none of this sh/t's about love.
E v e r y t h i n g k e e p s d i s a p p e a r i n g .
I learned how to make my profile all pretty and sh/t. Enjoy. Or maybe I'll enjoy because it is my profile after all.

Somone unfollowed me because of all these catpuns.
I think I'd be lion if I said I wasn't a little hurt.
This is pawssibly the weirdest way to start the day.
Purrrhaps I should stop. This is punbearable.
This is freaking meowt. I'm not kitten.
I wouldn't want to start any cat-astrophes.
I'm feline uncomfurrtable beclaws of this.
Let's all just paws for a moment. It can'tbe 2k14.
What's with everyone's cattitude?
I guess the cat's out of the bag now. Happy New Year.

Go to these sites and you wont regret a thing;

http://procatinator.com/
http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html

So my followers.. I'm not really into following and all and I honestly don't think it's impotant, /but/ thank you;
100th follower- Itsemily
111th follower- Xxnevershoutnever
200th follower- Mikaylasayshi
222nd follower- SuperEricaa/Cutorable

Thanks for a wonderful few months.
Read my last quote on how else to contact me, since I like talking to you guys.

Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 13, 2014 7:15am UTC

Some people should use a
glue stick instead of
chapstick.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 12, 2014 5:39pm UTC

Not caring
what other
people think
is the best
choice you
will ever
make.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 12, 2014 2:21pm UTC

Seven Rules of Life.
1) Make peace with your past so
it wont screw up the present.
2) What others think of you is
none of your business.
3) Time heals almost
everything. Give it time.
4) Don't compare your life to
others and don't judge them.
You have no idea what their
journey is all about.
5) Stop thinking too much, it's
al'right not to know the
answers. They will come to you
when you least expect it.
6) No one is in charge of your
happiness, except you.
7) Smile. You don't own all the
problems in the world.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 12, 2014 12:08pm UTC

If you are reading this, you have
survived your entire life up until
this point.
You have survived traumas,
heartbreak, devastation, the
different phases of life.
And here you are.
You go, mutherf/cker.
You're awesome.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 11, 2014 5:48pm UTC

I hate when my mom asks me to
do something that requires me to
actually move.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 11, 2014 2:35pm UTC

You can't treat people
like sh/t and then
expect them
to love
you.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 11, 2014 2:14am UTC

I would love to know when we
are going to need to use 35(3x+7(18)-92xy)+6
in life.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 10, 2014 8:41pm UTC

Silence
is better
than bullsh/t.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 10, 2014 5:23pm UTC

I don't know
the actual
meaning
of maturity
but for me,
maturity is
when a person
hurts you and
you try to
understand
their situation
rather than
hurting them
back.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 10, 2014 3:38pm UTC

Everyone wants the truth but
nobody wants to be honest.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 9, 2014 11:23pm UTC

If people were nice,
everyone would be happier,
and if you're happier, then
you're nicer to people. And then it
keeps going and going.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 9, 2014 8:23pm UTC

I'm 140 pounds of clumsy and weak bones and the only sort of defense I have is sarcasm.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 9, 2014 4:23pm UTC

This world sucks, so I made my own.