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Smiliezz900
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September 2, 2012 10:03am UTC

One of the hardest things in life
is trying to plug in your charger in the dark.

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KaylaMarieCovers
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 10:09am UTC

Hanging out with my boyfriend
Him: *gets text and goes to check it*
Me: Who's Johanna?
Him: Uh, my-
Me: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!
Him: Kayla, it's my-
Me: Why are you cheating on me?! What have I done
wrong?! *pounds fists on his arm*
Him: Kayla! She's my sister!
Me: LIAR!
Him: You met her yesterday!
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me: Sorry.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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stayybeautiful_xox
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 10:29am UTC

Whoever made up
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue"
needs to learn their colors,
because violets are violet, not blue.
♥

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MizzPotter
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September 2, 2012 10:40am UTC

click to see this quote

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Glitters2335
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 10:49am UTC

✂That moment when you cut everything but the line...

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TewksburyRedmen
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 10:51am UTC

The beautiful moment when
he holds you close and all you can hear
is his heart beat.

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BRIANACOLLIN
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 11:04am UTC

All guys should learn from Mario Bros.
No matter how far their princess is,
they still go after her.

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Paul_
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 5:13pm UTC

I love everything about her.
I love how when when she starts to laugh she can't stop,
I love how when she stretches and yawns she sounds like an adorable baby dinosaur,
I love how when she's cold, she wiggles her nose back and forth,
I love how when she's nervous, she fiddles with her hourglass necklace,
I love how when she hiccups and sneezes she squeeks,
I love how when she's annoyed her beautiful blue eyes become HUGE,
I love how when I tickle her she flips around like a fish out of water,
I love her.

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Allisaurus
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August 30, 2012 5:30pm UTC

Sometimes, I just sit and think about our memories. Sometimes... I think I actually miss you. I miss you, I finally said it. Format by twilightgirl995

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Goldielocks11
posted a quote
June 21, 2010 1:35pm UTC

I swear he's cute, hold on . . .
LET ME FIND A BETTER PICTURE

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storyaboutagirl
posted a quote
August 7, 2010 5:43pm UTC

I just want to see who is more on witty profiles
Middle Schoolers or High Schoolers?
So, if you a Middle Schooler please favorite
and if your a high schooler please leave
a quick comment
-xoxo

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briiitttttttany
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 7:06pm UTC

Nice tan,
What's your race? Carrot?

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ilovedance143
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC

Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

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becca95lx4
posted a quote
October 29, 2010 4:20pm UTC

to players, we're hot.
to perverts, we're sexy.
to adults, we're cute.
to relatives, we're adorable.
to dumbasses, we're fine.
to each other, we're pretty.
to gentlemen, we're gorgeous.
to the right guys, we're beautiful.
but to ourselves,
w e ' r e u g l y a s f u u c k .

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 8:40pm UTC

It you're ever having a bad day, just remember that someone is going to have Snookie as a mom.
9gag

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beastgirl5555
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 7:51pm UTC

I MISS YOU
& HOW CLOSE WE USED TO BE.

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emluvsgummybears
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 2:12pm UTC

he saw me
he met me
he wanted me
he liked me
he chased me
he got me
he had me
he got bored
he left.
credit to BlackButterflies

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xAshleyLuvsBVB
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 4:29pm UTC

& I hope that one day, you find out how I really feel.
But when that time comes, I won't be around anymore.
You changed, and there's nothing I can do about it.

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