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misscrazy33
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November 15, 2011 9:27pm UTC

people: are you athletic?
me: yeah, I surf
people: cool!
me: the internet

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sml2298
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 4:01pm UTC

i'm jealous of toilets...
they just push a button, and all the crap is gone.

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Jade672
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November 15, 2011 7:11pm UTC

Hearing yourself on a recording,
and immediately asking "do I really sound like that?"

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x0farfromperfection_
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 3:25pm UTC

Fav this for Steve.
Because you know no matter
how hard we try, we can never thank him
enough for witty.♥

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 6:06pm UTC

Walking down the road
listening to music and
feeling like your in a
music video.
format; ohhshanappp

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XxprettixX
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 10:34pm UTC

Format by XxprettixX
Let's play a game
keep scrolling.
Pick a number.
Any number.
Do absolutely nothing with this number.
and you should end up with the same number you started with.
End of game.
Format by XprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 4:08pm UTC

click to see this quote

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NikkiIsAmazing
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 2:47pm UTC

That amazing moment
when you go through the mail
and find an envelope
WITH YOUR NAME ON IT

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MonicaMarie6
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 3:59pm UTC

Whenever I try cleaning my room,
I either end up making a bigger mess or playing with the stuff I thought I lost.
♥

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 7:38pm UTC

That feeling of
EPICNESS
When you draw a straight line without a ruler

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 7:27pm UTC

allcredittocaptivated
Admit it, you've googled yourself.

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 7:07pm UTC

We all have that one friend
WHO NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO WHISPeR.

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 5:19pm UTC

Who else uses fake dates on homework
so it doesn't look like you did it at the last minute ...

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Jonaye
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 12:11pm UTC

THE
AWKWARD MOMENT
when you call your teacher 'mom'

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
November 14, 2011 5:40pm UTC

I'm stuck in a body
THAT I HATE, & I CAN'T GET OUT.

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Shmurf97
posted a quote
November 14, 2011 5:25pm UTC

L . S . H . I . F. O . M . U. O. W. I .
D. H . A . U. B. I . I . D. I . W . N . I . W.
Laughing so hard i fell of my unicorn, oh wait i dont have a unicorn, but if i did i would name it winston♥
MQ NMF

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closeyoureyesx3
posted a quote
November 14, 2011 4:54pm UTC

A Lion
would never cheat on his wife
but a Tiger Wood

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fatassmuffin
posted a quote
November 14, 2011 3:43pm UTC

the girl who's absolutely gorgeous is called
my bestfriend. i'm just the ugly sidekick that everbody else ignores.

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marie1616
posted a quote
November 14, 2011 3:37pm UTC

Girl: Guy's are like bra's they hook up behind your back.
Boy: Girls are like condoms they spend more time in your wallet then on your d*ck..
-nmq/mnf
Soooo funny lmao :)
Format: twilightgirl995

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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