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  1. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 11:38am UTC
    a haiku about july
    what is this
    its already july
    what the f/ck

  2. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 1:17pm UTC
    guys: why do girls care about what they look like so much its so annoying
    guys: ew ugly chicks

  3. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 4:48am UTC
    How do you get that lonely?
    How do you hurt that bad
    TO MAKE YOU MAKE THAT CALL
    that having no life at all
    is better than the life that you had?
    How do you feel so empty
    you want to let it all go?
    How do you get that lonely
    and nobody knows?
    Please don't remove this!

  4. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 11:13pm UTC
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    so silly for me to think that a girl like me
    would have a chance with a guy like him.

  5. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 11:50am UTC
    but mom you’re from the 70’s and I’m a 90’s b/tch

  6. BRUNOMARSISAMAZING BRUNOMARSISAMAZING
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 6:41pm UTC
    Did you know?
    If you say
    "Raise Up Lights"
    you just said
    "Razor Blades"
    in an Austrailian accent
    [fav if you just tried]

  7. jessxsmile jessxsmile
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2010 8:22pm UTC
    *In The Supermarket*
    Crap, where's my mom!? Act cool, Act cool..

  8. frazergirl frazergirl
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 3:23pm UTC
    THAT MOMENT OF PURE JOY WHEN YOU OPEN THE FRIDGE AND SOMEONE'S BEEN SHOPPING... ♥

  9. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 8:50pm UTC
    DAYUM HES HOT.
    dude.
    we just made some pretty intense eye contact.
    yeah.
    we're getting married.

  10. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 11:18pm UTC
    Format by XxprettxX
    i die a little inside
    ♥ ♥ ♥ everytime i see a old person eating alone at a restaurant ♥ ♥ ♥
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by death.

  11. IFeelLikeDancing_Tonightxx IFeelLikeDancing_Tonightxx
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 5:14pm UTC
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  12. stephyyx0 stephyyx0
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2010 3:18pm UTC
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  13. Jessica Marie. * Jessica Marie. *
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 9:26pm UTC
    Dear turkeys,
    Don't worry, it's okay.
    They only like us for our breasts too..
    Sincerely, ♥
    Us females.

  14. PlanetCoolKids PlanetCoolKids
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 2:10pm UTC
    Today, I found an M&M
    in a bag of skittles.
    I believe it was spying on the enemy.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  15. vanybee vanybee happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 3:29pm UTC
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  16. KGBBABE KGBBABE
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 3:33pm UTC
    I WISH BOY AND GIRLS COULD
    SLEEP OVER WITHOUT IT BEING A BIG DEAL.

  17. laurlaur laurlaur
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 5:36pm UTC
    I hate when the teacher is talking to the whole class but decides to stare directly at me.

  18. KTMG_Eminem KTMG_Eminem
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 4:06pm UTC
    I fear the dayFacebook
    decides to inform users
    of who has viewed
    their profile . . .
    and how many times.

  19. Iwishyouweremine Iwishyouweremine
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 6:21pm UTC
    I told my bestfriend, "At my funeral, it's your job to dramatically throw yourself on to my casket and yell "WWHHHHHHYYY!!!?
    she agreed. (:
    --------------- ♥ ---------------

  20. Spencer Grace✨* Spencer Grace✨*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 6:19pm UTC
    "You just elbowd my boob"
    "You just boobed my elbow.."

:)

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