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JohnnyyM450

Laura001 · 1 decade ago
dont worry, ive been using it for about a week, and you really get used to it, i used to REALLY HATE IT but i just kept using it and now i love it!
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Eli22b happy witty anniversary! · 1 decade ago
Well, you see. When a mommy cow and a daddu cow (known as a bull) want to have a baby. They make a big man pull on mommy cow's milker. And then daddy cow points his gazoodle in mommy cow's pooper and then a baby is made.
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theharshtruth · 1 decade ago
to the people below saying that this was your quote, relax... ive heard this tonssof times before noone really invented it. so ... yeah..

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ElinRowlands99 · 1 decade ago
Pahahahahaha
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iloveme4ever · 1 decade ago
hahahahaha:)

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XxComeAtMeBroxX · 1 decade ago
I'm not trying to sound like a "know it all" xD Buuuuut, When cows udders are fulls milk starts to drip from it, plus maybe the guy saw a calf feeding so decided to experiment.:D Just saying, i'm not trying to be a smart or anything xD
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justkidding* · 1 decade ago
LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOOO, this legit killed me. im going to try it :p
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GeorgiaPeach · 1 decade ago
Baha. #Y.O.L.O
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ThatsSoMeee · 1 decade ago
DAMN RIGHT ;)
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demons* · 1 decade ago
You're using my format :D
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_Green_a_Licious · 1 decade ago
he takes children and make them kill their parents and friends. and if ur a girl, he makes them slaves. we need to get a america to do something about him, but thats hard because he's in africa. so people are raising awareness
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JohnnyyM450 · 1 decade ago
i know it was a joke :D
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lizzywenzday · 1 decade ago
it's dead.
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frisco0317 · 1 decade ago
haha so did most dogs xD jk lol :P whats up johnny :D
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countrysingerclaire01 · 1 decade ago
dont be so negative,try to look at life differently
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WhenWordsFail · 1 decade ago
no it wouldn't, don't think like that. comment me if you ever want to talk:)
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brianamae · 1 decade ago
comment on my profile if you wanna talk...
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NicoleClark123456 · 1 decade ago
Whose 'story' do you think are lie's??
(just being curious)
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JohnnyyM450 · 1 decade ago
lol woah
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nopatience · 1 decade ago
Lmfao dude i love this. Ivgot yelled at for wearing a necklace too shiny cuz "it blinded ppl" oops
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