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  1. NATZEE101 NATZEE101
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2009 5:53pm UTC
    &+ I am The Type of Girl
    That c.a.n.n.o.t sleep with just >o n e< stuffed animal
    because i feel bad for the other ones.

  2. Joecredelove Joecredelove
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2009 2:48pm UTC
    A blind man walks into a bar and says to the bartender"hey i gotta funny blond joke wanna hear it?"
    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:
    1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.
    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
    3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
    Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
    No....i guess not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

  3. Joecredelove Joecredelove
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2009 11:43pm UTC
    *don't regret doing things,
    regret getting caught*

  4. Joecredelove Joecredelove
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2009 11:50pm UTC
    "It is not you it's me...
    well actually
    what the hell am i talking about
    it is YOU."

  5. Joecredelove Joecredelove
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2009 11:53pm UTC
    Bella:
    Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties?
    You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. Joecredelove Joecredelove
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2009 12:02am UTC
    How many blondes does it take to make a batch of chcolate chip cookies.
    Eleven, one to mix up the batter and ten to peel the M&Ms.

  8. Joecredelove Joecredelove
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2009 12:07am UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. Joecredelove Joecredelove
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2009 11:39pm UTC
    Time is a great teacher,
    but unfortunately it
    kills all its pupils

  10. Joecredelove Joecredelove
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2009 11:46pm UTC
    'We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.'
    - George W. Bush

  11. Joecredelove Joecredelove
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2009 3:18pm UTC
    Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.

  12. Joecredelove Joecredelove
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2009 3:13pm UTC
    If you want breakfast in bed...
    sleep in your kitchen

  13. Joecredelove Joecredelove
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2009 3:15pm UTC
    Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

  14. Joecredelove Joecredelove
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2009 3:20pm UTC
    I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. Joecredelove Joecredelove
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2009 2:08pm UTC
    "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
    - Mariah Carey


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. Joecredelove Joecredelove
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2009 10:05pm UTC
    &+
    i put on all that make up to impress you.
    But at the same time all that make up was water proof cuz i never knew when you would break my heart.

  19. Joecredelove Joecredelove
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2009 9:54pm UTC
    I think animal testing is a terrible idea;
    they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

  20. Joecredelove Joecredelove
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2009 9:50pm UTC
    When I die,
    I want to go peacefully like
    my Grandfather did, in his sleep --
    not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

:)

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