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NATZEE101
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April 4, 2009 5:53pm UTC

&+ I am The Type of Girl
That c.a.n.n.o.t sleep with just >o n e< stuffed animal
because i feel bad for the other ones.

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Joecredelove
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March 30, 2009 2:48pm UTC

A blind man walks into a bar and says to the bartender"hey i gotta funny blond joke wanna hear it?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
No....i guess not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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Joecredelove
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March 29, 2009 11:43pm UTC

*don't regret doing things,
regret getting caught*

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Joecredelove
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March 29, 2009 11:50pm UTC

"It is not you it's me...
well actually
what the hell am i talking about
it is YOU."

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Joecredelove
posted a quote
March 29, 2009 11:53pm UTC

Bella:
Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties?
You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Joecredelove
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March 30, 2009 12:02am UTC

How many blondes does it take to make a batch of chcolate chip cookies.
Eleven, one to mix up the batter and ten to peel the M&Ms.

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Joecredelove
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March 30, 2009 12:07am UTC

click to see this quote

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Joecredelove
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March 29, 2009 11:39pm UTC

Time is a great teacher,
but unfortunately it
kills all its pupils

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Joecredelove
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March 29, 2009 11:46pm UTC

'We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.'
- George W. Bush

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Joecredelove
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March 28, 2009 3:18pm UTC

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.

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Joecredelove
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March 28, 2009 3:13pm UTC

If you want breakfast in bed...
sleep in your kitchen

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Joecredelove
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March 28, 2009 3:15pm UTC

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Joecredelove
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March 28, 2009 3:20pm UTC

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Joecredelove
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March 10, 2009 2:08pm UTC

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
- Mariah Carey

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Joecredelove
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March 8, 2009 10:05pm UTC

&+
i put on all that make up to impress you.
But at the same time all that make up was water proof cuz i never knew when you would break my heart.

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Joecredelove
posted a quote
March 8, 2009 9:54pm UTC

I think animal testing is a terrible idea;
they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

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Joecredelove
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March 8, 2009 9:50pm UTC

When I die,
I want to go peacefully like
my Grandfather did, in his sleep --
not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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