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Jessileigh143xx

1. Jessileigh143xx
   posted a quote
   May 6, 2012 7:43pm UTC
   It's hard to keep your head up when
   the person you were happiest with is
   happiest with someone
   else .
   
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2. Jessileigh143xx
   posted a quote
   May 3, 2012 5:58pm UTC
   Hey I just met you
   and this is crazy
   but your girlfriend's ugly
   so dump her maybe?
   ♥
   nmf
   
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3. Jessileigh143xx
   posted a quote
   May 1, 2012 7:50am UTC
   credittobravosierra
   Life is like Pokemon
   You gotta have the balls to win.
   
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4. Jessileigh143xx
   posted a quote
   April 29, 2012 5:17pm UTC
   e l l - o h - v e e - e e
   ♥
   
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5. Jessileigh143xx
   posted a quote
   April 29, 2012 12:47pm UTC
   That Awkward Moment When
   The guy who discovered Milk had to explain what he was doing to that Cow..
   nmf
   
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6. Jessileigh143xx
   posted a quote
   April 28, 2012 11:20pm UTC
   Have you ever wondered why
   Feet smell
   &&
   Noses run
   ?
   
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7. Jessileigh143xx
   posted a quote
   April 28, 2012 11:16pm UTC
   I think my boyfriend is hallucinating.
   He keeps telling me that he's seeing other people
   Format by twilightgirl995
   
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8. Jessileigh143xx
   posted a quote
   April 28, 2012 11:12pm UTC
   *Short girl and Tall girl talkng*
   Short girl : Wow, your tall, Do you play basketball?
   Tall girl : Wow, your short, Do you play minigolf?
   Short girl : Well played.
   
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9. Jessileigh143xx
   posted a quote
   April 28, 2012 6:07pm UTC
   I walked into my sisters room today.. I tripped on her Bra..
   I guess you could call it a
   A Boobie Trap
   ♥
   
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10. Jessileigh143xx
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    *Father and Son Talking*
    Son: Dad, Can you write in the dark?
    Dad: Yeah I think so.. Why?
    Son: I need you to sign my report card.
    Fave if you get it(:
    
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11. Jessileigh143xx
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    im f l i r t i n g?
    oh im sorry i thought it was called
    t a l k i n g .
    
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12. Jessileigh143xx
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    & i ' m o n l y m e w h e n i ' m w i t h y o u .
    ~taylor swift
    ♥
    
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13. Jessileigh143xx
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    he broke up with you
    stop hating every girl who looks at him
    stop putting yourself 'out there'
    stop fllirting with everyone to make him jealous
    he broke up with you for a reason.
    he has moved on
    & now its your turn.
    format credit to lexidanielle_xo
    
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14. Jessileigh143xx
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    You answer every question with
    'Your Mom'?
    well you must be god's gift of humor.
    ♥
    
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15. Jessileigh143xx
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    I only drink on two occasions,
    When it's my bithday and when it's not.
    #im drunk
    i dont drink i just thought this was funny
    
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16. Jessileigh143xx
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Pale → burnt
    ↑ ♥Summer Cycle♥ ↓
    Tan ← Peal
    
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17. Jessileigh143xx
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 11:51pm UTC
    If fake U G G S are called F U G G S
    Then what are fake D U C K S called?
    
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18. Jessileigh143xx
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 11:33pm UTC
    C a u s e y o u a r e
    m y
    h e a v e n
    ♥
    youcutmedeep__x
    
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19. Jessileigh143xx
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    Send me a picture of your beautiful self.. This time take it off.
    Take what off?
    nmq/nmf
    The make up. You're perfect without it.
    nmq/n
    
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20. Jessileigh143xx
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    Calories
    Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little Tighter each night.
    ♥
    
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