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jellybean4747
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April 30, 2011 5:14pm UTC

So, Prince Harry, DTF?

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IfYouOnlyKnew1
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May 1, 2011 2:43pm UTC

my walk my talk;the way
I dress; its not my fault
so please don'trip;
Don't hate me
cause im beautiful

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hula_hoop4
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May 2, 2011 5:16pm UTC

Here we go
A.G.A.I.N.
I kinda wanna be
M o r e . T h a n . F r i e n d s .

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ihtsjanelleex3
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May 1, 2011 8:02pm UTC

Roses are red, nuts are brown. Skirts go up, & pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it gets stiff, stick it in. The longer its in, the harder it gets. It goes in dry, & comes out wet. It comes out dripping, & it starts to sag. Its not what you think. Its a tea bag(;

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breezy_mac
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May 1, 2011 8:27pm UTC

Dont stare at me
if youre not DTF.
♥
Notmyformat.

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IrishRoast247
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May 1, 2011 8:49pm UTC

The feeling of freshly shaved legs... :)

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12345girl
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May 1, 2011 9:01pm UTC

SMILE;♥
It's the second best thing to do with your lips(;

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crazy4ketchup
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May 1, 2011 9:13pm UTC

"I might kiss you"
"I might be bad at it"
- A Walk To Remember

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twilightluver99
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May 1, 2011 10:44pm UTC

love me or h a t e me.
it’s still an obsession.
♥

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amy94b
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May 2, 2011 11:04am UTC

[FREE HUG]
..and that's where it all started.
♥

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MyStoryTale
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May 2, 2011 2:52pm UTC

I don't like you're girlfriend,
no way, no way. ...
i think you need, a
new one!
(I could be your girlfriend)
- not my format -

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hollyraee
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May 2, 2011 3:18pm UTC

So hold me tight and don't let go <<<<
Kiss me, miss me, make me smile
>>>>& make me fall in love
notmyformat

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HeartbreakPages
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May 2, 2011 3:30pm UTC

Moaning Myrtle was just Myrtle
before she met me;)

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Lmac1819
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May 2, 2011 5:21pm UTC

there's a little bit of
stripper
in every girl
♥

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OMGIMATACO
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April 27, 2011 4:27pm UTC

How to avoid a speeding ticket
*cop pulls you over*
Cop: Can i see your liscense
You: I dont have one
Cop: Right, can i see the proof of ownership of this car?
You: Its not my car.
Cop: Well where is the owner?
You: I killed him he is in the trunk.
*Cop takes out walkie talkie and call over the commisoner*
Commisoner: Is everything all right sir?
You: Fine thank you.
Commisoner: This officer tells me you stole this car, you killed the owner, and you dont have a liscense. Is this true?
You: No. Heres my liscense and proof of ownership.
*Show him Liscense and proof of ownership*
You: and as you can see
*open trunk*
You: Theres no one in the trunk.
*Commisoner looks confused*
You: I bet he also told you i was speeding.
And thats how you avoid a speeding ticket.
not mine

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vickyxo
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April 27, 2011 4:27pm UTC

remember, being yourself is the best way to make someone fall in love with you.

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11xoLilyxo11
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April 27, 2011 4:27pm UTC

I'm completley afraid of being
average. ♥
-taylor swift.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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omggitsmegan
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April 27, 2011 4:25pm UTC

Spring break 2011!
Aw man, I have to start shaving again.

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