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  1. emosexy emosexy
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 3:37pm UTC
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    1) press the fave button
    2) highlight the numbers
    3) press Ctrl and f
    4) press 99 and see what happenes :P

  2. MsEmilyHoran MsEmilyHoran
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    My Friend Really Likes This Guy...
    And he really likes her too
    But he knows that her dad
    Won't let her date until she's 16
    So he told her that he was willing to wait for her
    He told her this last Februrary.
    She turns 16 in November.
    And guess what?
    He's still waiting
    I just think that is the cutest thing ever
    nmf

  3. lettherainhideyourtears lettherainhideyourtears
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    I know not everybody cares, but I was one of the people who wrote on their wrists today.
    who else did it? Or wore yellow?
    happy suicide prevention day. I love you all. ♥

  4. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    My version of "flirting"
    is staring at someone I find cute
    and hoping they're braver & less socially awkward than me.
    ..

  5. xAshleyLuvsBVB xAshleyLuvsBVB
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 6:52pm UTC
    Here's to the people who
    remember the movies
    My Date With The President's Daughter (1998)
    The Luck Of The Irish (2001)
    The Princess Diaries (2001)
    Double Teamed (2002)
    Cheetah Girls (2003)
    Freaky Friday (2003)
    The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003)
    Pixel Perfect (2004)

  6. cutehanan18 cutehanan18
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    here is a great story.....
    A girl went to a party and
    she ended up staying longer than she
    planned, and had to walk home alone.
    She wasn't afraid
    because it was a small town, and she lived
    only a few blocks away.
    As she walked along under the tall elm
    trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
    harm and danger.
    When she reached the alley, which was a
    short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
    However, halfway down the alley she
    noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
    She became uneasy and began to pray,
    asking for God's protection.
    Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
    and security wrapped round her, she felt as
    though someone was walking with her.
    when she reached the end of the alley,
    she walked right past the man and arrived
    home safely.
    The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
    twenty minutes after she had been there.
    Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
    the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
    Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
    help this young woman, she decided to go to the
    police station.
    She felt she could recognize the man,
    so she told them her story.
    The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
    She agreed and immediately pointed out
    the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
    When the man was told he had been
    identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
    The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
    and asked if there was anything they could do
    for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
    Diane was curious as to why he had not
    attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
    She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
    Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
    Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
    Fav. this if you truly
    believe in God
    PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
    "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
    stand up for Him. 51% won't fav this
    nmq

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    IMAGINE
    A MIRROR
    THAT COULD
    REVEAL YOUR
    PERSONALITY,
    WOULD YOU
    DARE LOOK?

  8. *Vampire* *Vampire*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    When a girl wants a kiss: They stare into your eyes biting their lip. They always wrap their arms around you. They play with their hands just waiting for you to make a move.
    When a guy wants a kiss: They hold your hand and always play with it. They stare into your eyes for a long time and they get close to your face.
    When I want a kiss:
    I stare at you from a distance and sob uncontrollably because I am ugly and noone likes me.
    - tumblr -

  9. GoneCra2y GoneCra2y
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    School dress code is dumb. We can't show our shoulders??? What guy is gonna look at a girl and be like "Dang, that's a FINE shoulder."?

  10. Californiagirl61 Californiagirl61
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 12:48am UTC
    i don't wanna fall unless
    I'm fallin' for you...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. ImaPiratePrincess ImaPiratePrincess
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 12:43am UTC
    Once Upon A
    Time It Happened To Me
    The Very Sweetest Thing
    That Could Ever Be
    It Was A Fantasy
    A Dream Come True
    ♥♥♥
    I t Was The Day That I Met You.

  14. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    talking to
    people who have no
    idea how much they
    hurt you, and acting
    like nothing's wrong,
    because you're just
    that strong
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  15. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    don't let them
    see you fa
    l
    l
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  16. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    i'm falling for
    your eyes, but
    they don't know
    me yet
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  17. yellowdino16 yellowdino16
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    "What comes after the letter P?"
    Normal people: "Q."
    Me: "Wait, A,B,C,D,E,F,G...

    not mine

  18. whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    "He's cute, I swear! Let me find a better picture!"
    * fave if you've ever done this*

  19. YouWouldntKnow YouWouldntKnow
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 9:30am UTC
    •○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○
    5 yrs old: Oh! Mommy! Turn on elmo! 9 yrs old: Eww! Elmo! turn it OFF!
    16 yrs old: Holy crap MOVE! ITS ELMO.
    •○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○ NMF

  20. tinyfry1124 tinyfry1124
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 8:11am UTC
    In every P.E class theres that one
    person who thinks there in the
    fu**ing olympics
    ___ ___ ____
    format by ponypigtialgirlformat by ponypig___ __ _format by ponypigtialgirl

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