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Jandrews

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Member Since: 17 Mar 2011 03:26am

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from AUS, love sour green skittles, aspiring makeup artist.

♥

YES I'M A LITTLE BIT CRAZY.
LIVE FAST, HAVE FUN, and BE A BIT mischievious

Jandrews
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May 15, 2011 3:30am UTC
Life was much easier when apple and blackberry were just fruits
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Jandrews
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May 14, 2011 9:28pm UTC
Silly hair-dresser, always puts my superman cape on backwards :)
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Jandrews
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May 14, 2011 3:28am UTC
carefully hanging up my clothes on my floordrobe ❤

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Jandrews
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May 11, 2011 5:06am UTC
Big bang theory
♥

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Jandrews
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May 11, 2011 4:51am UTC
Dory: How about we play a game?
Marlin: All right.
Dory: Okay, I'm thinking of something orange, and it's small...
Marlin: It's me.
Dory: Right!
[Later]
Dory: I'm thinking of something orange and small...
Marlin: Me again.
Dory: All right, Mr. Smartypants...
[Later]
Dory: ... It's orange and small, and has stripes...
Marlin: Me, and the next one - just a guess - me.
Dory: Okay, that's just scary.

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Jandrews
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May 7, 2011 6:42am UTC
All these quotes about summer 2011 coming soon...
well it's almost winter 2011 here :)

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Jandrews
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May 6, 2011 5:03am UTC
Do you love me because I am beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me?

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Jandrews
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May 5, 2011 4:27am UTC
i'm thinking
that my teacher
always has
pms ❤

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Jandrews
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April 29, 2011 6:41am UTC
Royal Wedding ♥

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Jandrews
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April 21, 2011 12:04am UTC
One day youtube, twitter and facebook will all come together and make a site called youtwitface

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Jandrews
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April 18, 2011 6:15am UTC
I’M NOT WEIRD.
IM GIFTED.

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Jandrews
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April 18, 2011 6:11am UTC
BOYS ARE LIKE PARKING SPACES.
ALL THE GOOD ONES ARE TAKEN.
(NOT MINE)

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Jandrews
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April 14, 2011 2:46am UTC
I TEND TO BE AWKWARD
IF I FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE.

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Jandrews
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April 14, 2011 2:27am UTC
It's my Dad's 40th birthdayy todayy ; can i get 40 faves to prove to him that he is not old :)

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Jandrews
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April 12, 2011 5:52am UTC
I'm wondering.
you said you can't live without me
so why aren't you dead yet?

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Jandrews
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April 12, 2011 2:24am UTC
When people hurt you over and
over, think of them like they are a piece of sand-
paper. They may scratch you
and hurt you a bit, but in the
end, you end up polished
and they end up useless.

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Jandrews
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April 11, 2011 5:28am UTC
i wish life could
be as simple
as witty
fave ; unfave

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Jandrews
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April 9, 2011 10:43pm UTC
Boy: i wanna be a superhero, guess my name
Girl: superman?, ironman?
Boy: (smile) Yourman :)

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Jandrews
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April 9, 2011 9:50pm UTC
Fave if you LOVE The Hunger Games :)

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Jandrews
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April 7, 2011 7:21pm UTC
If only dreams became reality

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