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  1. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    "Are you okay?"
    "Yeah, i'm just Tired..."
    (T)orn Apart
    (I)nsecure
    (R)eally faking my smile,
    (E)xtrememly sad,
    (D)rowning in my tears
    Don't worry i'm just tired...

  2. SummerLovin98 SummerLovin98
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 12:44am UTC
    JOKE... :) :) :)
    Ok so a red head and a brunette are sitting at a bar, and there are saying 99, 99, 99, 99... and then a blonde walks in and says "may i joing you?" sure they say. so there is a blonde, brunette and a red head sitting at a bar saying 99, 99, 99, 99 and the blonde says "this is boring" and then the brunette says "it's more fun if you sit on the road and say it" so the blonde goes and sits on the road and is saying 99, 99, 99, 99 and then she gets hit by a truck and dies. then the brunette and the red head say 100, 100, 100, 100.
    Hahahaha
    P.S. i'm not being discriminative against blonde... i am a blonde!!


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  4. Rainbowchikz Rainbowchikz
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 12:40am UTC
    I wish love is like baby
    shampoo
    cause it has ´no more tears´formula

    [ format credit LouisTomlinsonFacts ]


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  6. 28emm 28emm
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 7:19pm UTC
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  7. Doctor_Who Doctor_Who
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    The Doctor: Doctor Song, you've got that face on again.
    River: What face?
    The Doctor: The "He's hot when he's clever" face.
    River: This is my normal face.
    The Doctor: Yes it is.
    River: Oh, shut up.
    The Doctor: Not a chance.

  8. Doctor_Who Doctor_Who
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 5:01am UTC
    Amy: I started to think you were just, like, a mad man with a box.
    The Doctor: Amelia Pond, there's something you'd better understand about me because it's important, And one day your life may depend on it. I am definitely a mad man with a box.
    DOCTOR ♡ WHO

  9. Doctor_Who Doctor_Who
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    The Doctor: You're lying.
    Amy: I'm not lying.
    The Doctor: Swear to me. Swear to me on something that matters.
    Amy: Fish fingers and custard.
    The Doctor: My life your hands, Amelia Pond.
    DOCTOR ♡ WHO

  10. Doctor_Who Doctor_Who
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 12:02am UTC
    The Doctor: Yes. Yes, I have actually rebuilt a TARDIS before, you know. I know what I'm doing.
    Idris: You're like a nine-year-old trying to rebuild a motorbike in his bedroom. And you never read the instructions.
    The Doctor: I always read the instructions.
    Idris: There's a sign on my front door. You have been walking past it for seven hundred years. What does it say?
    The Doctor: That's not instructions!
    Idris: There's an instruction at the bottom. What does it say?
    The Doctor: "Pull to open."
    Idris: Yes, and what do you do?
    The Doctor: I push!
    Idris: Every single time. Seven hundred years. Police box doors open out the way.
    The Doctor: I think I have earned the right to open my front doors anyway I want.
    Idris: Your front doors? Have you any idea how childish that sounds?
    The Doctor: Oh. You are not my mother!
    Idris: And you are not my child.
    DOCTOR ♡ WHO

  11. Doctor_Who Doctor_Who
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    The Doctor: She's a woman. And she's the TARDIS.
    Amy: Did you wish really hard?
    The Doctor: Shut up! Not like that.
    Idris: Hello, I'm Sexy.
    The Doctor: Oh! Still shut up.
    DOCTOR ♡ WHO

  12. Doctor_Who Doctor_Who
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 10:56pm UTC
    The Doctor: You know when grown-ups tell you everything's gonna be fine and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better.
    Amelia: Yes.
    The Doctor: Everything's going to be fine.
    DOCTOR ♡ WHO

  13. Doctor_Who Doctor_Who
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 5:16am UTC
    The Doctor: So your aunt. Where's she?
    Amelia: She's out.
    The Doctor: And she left you all alone?
    Amelia: I'm not scared.
    The Doctor: 'Course you're not! You're not afraid of anything. Box falls out of the sky, man falls out of the box, man eats fish custard. And look at you, just sitting there. So you know what I think.
    Amelia: What?
    The Doctor: Must be a hell of a scary crack in your wall.
    DOCTOR ♡ WHO


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  15. 28emm 28emm
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    HARRY STYLES IS GAY!!
    now that I have your attention.
    This is a petition to make Steve keep the same Witty Profiles.
    Steve is changing witty, and its not the same.
    If you agree with me,SIGN THIS.
    put your username at the bottom and re-paste this.
    fave this quote so everyone will see it.
    C'mon. Together, we can save witty ♥ :')
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  16. saraelizabethx13 saraelizabethx13
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 1:13am UTC
    So I Need A Witty Friend
    -Most likely a guy
    -13-16
    -Funny
    -Nice
    Please I'm Desperate.! :(


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  18. Zombiee Zombiee
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 10:15pm UTC
    When your friend think
    Your siblings are
    NICE
    format by julietechoecho

  19. Zombiee Zombiee
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    Wherever you are,
    you'll always be

    right
    here
    format by julietechoecho


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