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wittygirl2010
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January 15, 2011 9:57pm UTC

Patrick:
Not until four.
♥.♥.♥.♥.♥
Sandy:
Can't you
be stupid
somewhere
else?

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WeirdLeeners
posted a quote
January 15, 2011 11:34pm UTC

" No Offense"
Means
"I'm About To Insult You But Don't Get Mad."

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
January 15, 2011 9:32pm UTC

Squidward:
Being dead or
anything else.
Spongebob:
What's better
than serving
up smiles?

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Atwee
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January 15, 2011 10:20pm UTC

Favourite if you’ve:
1) Been to mars. 2) Given birth to an elephant. 3) Discovered a unicorn egg. 4) Performed life threatening heart surgery on a 467489 year old man. 5) Found Osama Bin Laden in a game of hide and seek. 6) Breathed.

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x0oja1m33
posted a quote
January 15, 2011 9:38pm UTC

Is it just me, or are there tons of
inspirational quotes on
Wizards of Waverly Place?

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imasucker4lions
posted a quote
January 15, 2011 10:52pm UTC

"lie to me,"
she said.
"i love you,"
he replied.

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singergal678
posted a quote
January 15, 2011 9:18pm UTC

Energy drinks lead down a baaad rode...
energy drinks=no sleep
no sleep=tired
tired=you oversleep
oversleep=miss the bus
miss the bus=no school
no school=no education
no education=no job
no job=no money
no money=no food
no food=dumpster diving
dumpster diving=germs
germs=sickness
sickness=death.
Want a Monster?

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
January 15, 2011 10:08pm UTC

Each day
is a gift
&& not a
given right.

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
January 15, 2011 9:24pm UTC

Spongebob//♥
♥.♥.♥.♥.♥
You know
what's
funnier
than
24?...25!

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stephhlovesyou
posted a quote
January 15, 2011 9:25pm UTC

my plan is to,
forgive and forget.
forgive myself for being stupid.
.and.
forget you ever existed.

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x0oja1m33
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January 15, 2011 9:36pm UTC

I love making up a sarcastic story and then realizing some stupid kid believes it, so I make it into a huge unrealistic lie and completely forget about it until weeks later when they come up to me and say
How's your pet unicorn?

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January 15, 2011 9:01pm UTC

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Taybaybay123
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January 16, 2011 5:07pm UTC

My dad is yelling at the t.v.
I blame football

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Taybaybay123
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November 30, 2010 4:27pm UTC

Today...♥
My friend's boyfriend came up to me
and told me what my boyfriend said
in the lunch line..
" Yeah."....
[[Continues]]
"So he says he thinks your really the one.
Like he says he thinks he finally got it right."
♥

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