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  3. marrymejustin marrymejustin
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 6:03pm UTC
    today, the kid i babysit came up to me. he's five.
    him: today is 11/11/11.
    me: did you make a wish?
    him: yes.
    me: what did you wish for?
    him: i wished for you to be my girlfriend.
    I n o w h a v e a b o y f r i e n d.
    be jealous.

  4. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 3:19pm UTC
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    1,440 favourites in 1440 minutes
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    if you hate cancer
    and wish it had a cure

  5. laurenxoxo923 laurenxoxo923
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 9:07pm UTC
    Some Of us ,
    . are just trying to get through the day without falling apart

  6. ErinLovesTravis ErinLovesTravis
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 10:00am UTC
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  8. DancingWaters17 DancingWaters17
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 5:22pm UTC
    You never really
    get over a guy;
    You just find another one and tell yourself you're in love
    Just to try to convince yourself that
    you're happy.

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 4:00pm UTC
    Dad to his son
    "Next time the bully ask for your money,
    Tell him you left it on his mother's dresser ."

  10. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
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    October 28, 2011 10:53pm UTC
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  11. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 2:42pm UTC
    to do list:
    live forever.
    so far, so good.

  12. AlyssaLovesYou13 AlyssaLovesYou13
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 3:49pm UTC
    I don't have bad handwriting.
    I just have my own font.♥

  13. blondiewest blondiewest
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    I feel sorry for
    the 99 cats im going to die alone with.

  14. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 2:40pm UTC
    to do list:
    become a teacher.
    write a test in which all the answers are, "violence".
    teach kids that violence IS the answer.

  15. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 7:31pm UTC
    I'm just a girl,
    I love being called pretty, but i never believe it.
    I'm not always right, but i hate admiting I'm wrong.
    I'm almost always smiling, but it's not always real.
    I can be read like an open book, but i hide so much.
    I work hard at things, but i dont always get what i deserve.
    Still, i keep my head up high!
    Ladies, You're beautiful!

  16. mizztrisky mizztrisky
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 3:49pm UTC
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  17. madithebesttestt madithebesttestt
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 3:49pm UTC
    When I see your face, theres not a thing
    that I would change.
    cuz girl I GOT DAT BOOM BOOM POW DEM CHICKENZ JACKIN MY STYLE
    You ruin every moment.

  18. vintagememories vintagememories
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 3:07pm UTC
    There are two reasons people
    don't talk about something.
    Either it means nothing
    or it means everything.♥

  19. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 6:11pm UTC
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    BEFORE YOU ASSUME
    LEARN THE FACTS
    BEFORE YOU JUDGE
    UNDERSTAND
    BEFORE YOU HURT SOMEONE
    FEEL
    BEFORE YOU SPEAK
    THINK

    Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by death.

  20. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 5:55pm UTC
    Shutting the door
    To force your pet into
    spending time with you.

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