mario:
is there a problem officer?
cop:
quite a few actually, first off you're speeding.
mario:
well yeah i have to win this race.
cop:
illegal street racing on the wrong side of the road?
mario:
well when you put it like that..
cop:
and littering that banana you threw back there caused an accident.
mario:
yeah about that..wario was all up in my sh●t so i had to do something.
cop:
did you have any drugs before you started driving sir?
mario:
nah man. but i just got a couple mushrooms.
cop:
step out of the car please.
mario:
fine but this is gonna kill my chance at the star cup. you're practically handing it to donkey kong.
cop:
donkey kong..?
mario:
the gorilla..
cop:
step. out. of. the. car.
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