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ItsTroubledLove

  1. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 5:44pm UTC
    If you ever feel stupid,
    just remember that I used to think that a "fandom" was a con/dom for fans.

  2. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 5:04pm UTC
    FBI: Open the door!
    Me: No, it's cooler when you break in

  3. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    'YOLO' is so dam/n popular
    now that I bet, in 100 years, there will be a statue of Drake in the whitehouse or something

  4. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    Steve could be your dad
    and you would have no idea

  5. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 5:30pm UTC
    Music teacher: What's your favorite musical instrument?
    Me: The lunch bell

  6. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 5:33pm UTC
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  7. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 3:00pm UTC
    Did you hear about the
    guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

  8. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    I have this weird self-esteem
    issue where I hate myself, but I still think I'm better than everyone else.

  9. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    You hear a noise.
    It's a soft clink followed by footsteps in your yard. You spring to your feet, and race to the door. Flinging it open wide, you race to your backyard. There, you see one thing, and one thing only: a spilled milkshake. Happy tears fill your eyes as you gingerly pick up the milkshake. The wind blows your hair back as you stare off into the sunset and whisper softly to yourself: The boys were here.

  10. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    Me: *puts on snuggie*
    Me: I'm livin' the snug life.
    Dora:
    Cat:
    Miley Cyrus:
    Mom:
    Mom: Do you even have friends

  11. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    Don't have se/x on an
    elevator. It is wrong on so many levels.

  12. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:26pm UTC
    Chicken Egg: Guess who just got laid!

  13. jackwhat?* jackwhat?*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    Teacher: Tom what comes after 69?
    Tom:mouthwash!
    Teacher:G e t o u t!

  14. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 9:10pm UTC
    Just got off the phone with my babe!
    I just told him I love him.
    I wouldn't hang up, so we said goodbye 3 times. He finally hung up.
    <3
    He's so cute!

  15. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 9:47pm UTC
    Coming out to your parents by saying
    swiggity swag guess who's a f.ag

  16. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 8:55pm UTC
    My favorite thing to do when I'm home alone is put weird toppings on popcorn.
    Ex: Peanut butter and marshmallow fluff, chocolate sauce and sprinkles.

  17. dapz95 dapz95
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 3:34am UTC
    Our greatest glory lies not in never falling,
    but in rising
    every
    time
    we
    fall
    ~ Good Old Confucius ~

  18. dapz95 dapz95
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 3:52am UTC
    minimize your tendency to discover or discuss the evil in others,
    for the attempt will tarnish your own minds
    - Sathya Sai Baba

  19. dapz95 dapz95
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 4:02am UTC
    Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage
    - Anaïs Nin

  20. dapz95 dapz95
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 2:00pm UTC
    Thay all say Life's a Game
    With every Game comes Rules
    Yesterday after me and my mother butted heads again,
    she told me
    that I have to learn the play life by the rules
    or I'll never get out alive
    Well, i can't tell my mother this because ... erm, she's my mother, and correcting her is just ... no, just no.
    You KNOW what I mean.
    So here's my message for you. I doubt it'll get more than 10 faves.
    Life IS a Game
    But you know what?
    The only rules in this Game
    are YOUR Rules
    YOUR Right and Wrong
    YOUR absolute No-Nos
    You wanna get out alive?
    You HAVE the handbook already
    It lives INSIDE you.
    You know everything you need already to get through this journey,
    you just have to be prepared to LISTEN to yourself and PLAY BY YOUR RULES
    The people who Make Up the Rules as they go along
    or Break their owm Rules for the sake of convenience, or their own desires
    are the people who will never get out alive
    But You?
    You're Different.
    You CAN do it.
    Because this game?
    It's COMPLETELY yours for the taking.
    Sorry, Ma, to break your heart.
    I love you so much, and to do this to you breaks my heart.
    But you'll never know. I'll make sure of that.
    I have to Play this Game MY WAY
    If I'm going to make it out alive.
    Don't Worry.
    One Day, you'll understand.
    You'll be Proud.
    Promise
    Format Credit to BrighterThanAnyone

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