Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

ItWasentMe

  1. xo_laynieebaby_xo xo_laynieebaby_xo
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 6:26am UTC
    girls are like crayons.,
    the prostitutes are the red and blue crayons.
    they get passed around and used the most.
    & The truly beautiful girls are the white crayons,
    >>>> which contain every color
    BUT THEY DON'T SEE THEMSELVES AS BEAUTFUL.
    because no one ever wants them.
    they just have to wait untill
    someone comes along who's smart enough,
    to use a black piece of paper.
    nmq.

  2. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    Today i changed my name in my Dads phone to God and when he swore I texted him saying
    " I heard That!"
    The look on his face;
    PRICELESS.
    nmq
    audition for my witty profiles collab channel on youtube! link:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4tQYoxGVV4

  3. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 4:42pm UTC
    Society
    Can try to hurt you all that it wants to,
    but the minute you hurt yourself,
    You're letting them win.

  4. xo_laynieebaby_xo xo_laynieebaby_xo
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 6:06am UTC
    I'm finally over him!!
    Oh my god, thats great! :D
    Yeah, I know!! :)
    Hey..do you want some water?
    ......he drank water. D':
    lol. nmq.

  5. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    I don't want to be here and
    no one else wants me here.
    So, why am I still here?

  6. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    It's my skin.
    I can cut, burn,
    twist, peel, grab,
    destroy it all I want,
    but I'm stuck with it.
    I can never escape it.
    Might as well accept it.

  7. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    If you and your
    BOYFRIEND/ GIRLFRIEND
    traded phones for one day,
    would you still be together
    BY THE END
    ( Of The Day? )

  8. anonymouus anonymouus
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    WE'RE NOT FRIENDS
    WE'RE STRANGERS WITH MEMORIES.

  9. leavingthelove leavingthelove
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    Sweetheart,
    Your relationship ended.
    Not your life.

  10. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    Save me from
    my mind.

  11. kravutskea kravutskea
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 8:57am UTC
    If
    Facebook ruins relationships,
    then guns kill people,
    pencils mispell words,
    cars make people drive drunk
    and spoons make you fat


  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  13. nikkiparentrox nikkiparentrox
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    me without you is like
    Piglet without Pooh
    Belle without the Beast
    and the who's with no feast♥

  14. i_heart_youx3 i_heart_youx3
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    if i killed myself tonight, would you even care?

  15. xo_laynieebaby_xo xo_laynieebaby_xo
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 6:46am UTC
    Dear prostitutes,
    This might come off as a shocker to you,
    but I'm pretty sure your boobs go inside your shirt.
    Sincerly,
    there's no pole around, are you lost?

  16. crystaleu12 crystaleu12
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    CRAP HAPPENS
    I mean, look at your face..
    Nmf... Don't hate it's just a quote.


  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  18. parody_of_a_smile parody_of_a_smile
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    I guess I don't like talking about my problems
    Because nobody really cares,
    And my 'friends' would just tell everyone else.

  19. theflipsideofmypillow theflipsideofmypillow
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    My first day of day of elementary school
    they walked us in & showed us two oranges and an apple, then asked us ”which one doesn’t belong?” The first thing we learned, was being different was wrong..

  20. brett_landon brett_landon
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    Promos!
    -Oheyiloveyoux13
    -hockeybabe9
    -ijustneedaplacetovent
    -allycatb98
    -Jaders2012
    -kaykayy04
    -WhatMakesYouBeautiful143
    -RainbowMarshmellows
    -bvbtbslove123
    -SmileItLooksGoodOnYou
    TO KEEP PROMO'S GOING,
    THIS QUOTE NEEDS TO GET UP TO 100 FAVES. I WILL PICK 10 WITTIANS FRO M THE FAVES. GOOD LUCK ♥

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles