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randi*
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August 20, 2012 10:15pm UTC

Girl: I'm fat.
Person: No, you're not.
Girl: You're lying!
Girl: I'm fat.
Person: Yeah, you are.
Girl: OH MY GOSH HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT YOU ARE SO MEAN!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 6:17pm UTC

So apparently A_Police_Car started following A_Big_White_Van.
Payback.

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Look_out_a_stalker
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 7:06pm UTC

I'm pretty sure my neighbor thinks im a stalker.
He wrote it on facebook, twitter, his blog
and even in
both of his journals.

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Bay
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August 19, 2012 6:07pm UTC

"and i'll surrender up my heart,
and swap it for yours."
-Ed Sheeran

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xXxrhiannonxXx
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August 19, 2012 4:53pm UTC

vet: your cat is overweight.
me: DONT LISTEN TO HIM BABYGIRL, YOU CAN BE WHATEVER YOU WANT TO BE. SOCEITY DOESNT OWN YOU AND CURVES ARE BEAUTIFUL. YOU'RE F-CKING PERFECT OK.
nmf/tumblr

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MissJade09
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August 19, 2012 4:03pm UTC

There was an error adding your comment. Whoa! Hold your horses there partner!
There was an error adding your comment. Relax!
There was an error adding your comment. Hang on a minute!
There was an error adding your comment. Cool your jets!
There was an error adding your comment. Relax!
I LOVE STEVE RIGHT NOW

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