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  1. mario mario
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 12:12am UTC
    Teacher:
    " must be 5-10 sentences."
    Me:
    "yeah, im only writing 5 then.. "

  2. mario mario
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 12:16am UTC
    " Who the Fawk took my... "
    Oh.. Here it is..

  3. mario mario
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 11:42pm UTC
    Yes, i still love you.
    Yes, i still care about you.
    Yes i still think about you.
    But No, i dont want you back.

  4. bloodangel bloodangel
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 9:07am UTC
    Maths:
    Mental. Abuse. To.
    Humans.

  5. ilikeyes ilikeyes
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 10:25am UTC
    taylor launter smilied during one direction's preformanace,
    i bet he was remembering that beautiful moment he had with Zayn during "Gotta Be You."

  6. swaggin_destiny swaggin_destiny
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 10:32am UTC
    People: Why do you love one direction? They will never love you back.
    Directioners: Why do you breathe? You're going to die anyways!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. swaggin_destiny swaggin_destiny
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 10:36am UTC
    That Awkward Moment...
    When you're doing really weird stuff....
    and you realize someone was watching you the whole time.

  9. brooker121798 brooker121798
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 10:37am UTC
    Omegle
    Stranger: What do you like to do in bed?
    You: Um
    You: Sleep

  10. ashweyhoran ashweyhoran
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 10:38am UTC
    The difference between me and her,
    Is I'll do anything for you.
    & she'll do anything with you.

  11. SociallyAwkwardNerd SociallyAwkwardNerd
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 11:14am UTC
    Things I Learned From Mean Girls:
    *It's okay to kiss your cousin
    *Everyone in Africa speaks Swedish
    *Girls with big boobs can predict the weather
    *Getting punched is awesome
    *Watch out for perverted gym teachers

  12. Nicki4Lyfe Nicki4Lyfe
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 11:59am UTC
    The suckish moment
    When your really comfy in your bed, and you realise your lights on.

  13. Overcast-Kid* Overcast-Kid*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    I was on Youtube. I saw this comment:
    random youtube user: Yeh, I knaws wat its likke 2 loose 2 ppl u kno to scuicides. it was like freekin sad and stuffs.
    me: *trying desperatly not to say anything about he grammar or spelling*
    So Instead, I say this:
    me: Yeh, thass madd depressin. I kno hows it feels to.
    same random youtube user: *Yeah *That's *Mad * Depressing * Know *how *too
    Dafuq.

  14. Nicki4Lyfe Nicki4Lyfe
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 12:17pm UTC
    Friend: Hey
    Me: Hi
    Friend: Whats up?
    Me: Nothing
    Friend: same
    Me: cool
    Friend: Yeah
    Me: Yeah
    Friend: K Bye
    Anyone else hate these kind of conversations? -.-

  15. Rachel* Rachel*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    When best friends are together, people
    often think they've escaped from a mental
    hospital (:

  16. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 12:55pm UTC
    Harry has 23 tattoo's and zayn has 18

  17. jessiehurrxx jessiehurrxx
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    Me: I really can't stay...
    Shower: ...but baby it's cold outside.

  18. mario mario
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 1:44am UTC
    i think tomorrow's breakfast will be some candy bars....what do you think?!

  19. SeaTurtle29 SeaTurtle29
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    Baby you light up my world
    like nobody else, ♥

  20. SeaTurtle29 SeaTurtle29
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 12:11am UTC
    Why couldn't the bike stand on its own?
    because it's two tired

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