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pavanstorm
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September 8, 2013 6:30am UTC

Mean and Rude People Are So Attractive, They Posses Magnetic Behavior, a Force Strong Enough To Oppose Gravity And Raise My Middle Finger.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BluRoseHeart*
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September 10, 2013 11:37pm UTC

"I'm a ninja!"
"No you're not."
"Did you see me do that?"
'Do what?"
"Exactly."

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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September 12, 2013 8:01pm UTC

I heard a dog bark today so I barked back
and it barked the exact same way and we went
back and forth until my friend told me that it was
just my voice echoing and I had been barking to
myself for 5 minutes straight

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breezy_mac
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September 13, 2013 7:00am UTC

you breathe.. i breathe
LETS DATE

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glitter162*
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September 13, 2013 4:18pm UTC

Milk was probably just
invented when someone tried to have oral s*x with a cow

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cocoaniable
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September 13, 2013 4:32pm UTC

i'm socially awkward.

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coolsuperstarz
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September 13, 2013 5:32pm UTC

Does anybody else get those moments...
When everybody is staring at you,
or one person is quite close to you,
and you just don't know where to look?

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InOneMoment
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September 14, 2013 9:51am UTC

Whenever I try to put on eyeshadow,
I end up looking like I have two black eyes

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WishAmongTheStars
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September 18, 2013 7:03am UTC

On my wedding day: Eats Doritos, and wipes hands on dress

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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helloimasmileface
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September 19, 2013 4:00pm UTC

What do you mean i can't be a tumblr girl?
I promise you i am very clumsy??

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DarkEyedDreamerxx
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September 20, 2013 7:51am UTC

Look at your keyboard,
U and I are together.
So are J and K.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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