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giveyourheartabreak
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October 6, 2012 6:00pm UTC

I tried to catch some fog
but I mist.

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giveyourheartabreak
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October 6, 2012 10:22pm UTC

Don't fall in love with your best friend.
You will lose an amazing friend.
Everytime you look at him, it will kill you.
You will wish for everything to go back to how it used to be.
But it's too late.
Things will have already changed.
You will have lost that friendship forever.

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Cookiemonster99
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October 28, 2012 12:40pm UTC

You wanna know
who's beautiful?
Don't read the first word again because it's me.

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nevercutyourbeautiful
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October 28, 2012 1:42pm UTC

Nothing is more beautiful then a smile that has struggled though tears.
-Demi Lovato

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ImaPiratePrincess
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October 28, 2012 10:36am UTC

Is witty going green?
Cause I'm seeing a whole lot of
recycled quote

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xxxdreamerxxx11
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October 28, 2012 1:39pm UTC

Kay,
So I'm working in a haunted house every night until Halloween. I was in the hallway, ready to scare but one of the workers came through, saying that the next group specifically wanted "Hands on Action." This meant that I could scare the living sh/t out of them by grabbing them, which you weren't usually allowed to do. But these people asked for it.
I was waiting in the hallway when I heard some dude screaming like a frickin banshee, and at first I wondered if it was a girl's voice. But then he began to speak. In the hallway behind mine, a fellow actor jumped out at him and he started calling her names that I can't even tell you on this website.
He came to my hallway and saw me and was like "Oh sh/t oh sh/t oh sh/t oh sh/t"
I grabbed the group and he was cussing like a sailor.
I shoved them into the next room which was small and enclosed. This dude was what, 20 something?? And was screaming like a girl.
In the room there was a hidden window that was covered by a black tarp. Another actor jumped out of it (her makeup was VERY scary) and she scared him to death!!! His other friends were like ohh whatever.
And when she opened the other door , which was locked, he ran out of it and then, a chainsaw guy followed him, running in the parking lot.
THIS WAS THE BEST SCARE EVER
Sorry if you were bored, I had to share :D

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TheGurlWithTheCurls
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October 28, 2012 3:10pm UTC

3>
I can't figure out how to turn the 3 around. . .

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live_to_love15
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October 28, 2012 7:41pm UTC

I don't think I even like you anymore. I always wrote about you on here, but I just can't bring myself to even try to like you. But I still get butterflies when I see you.... and I can't explain why. Maybe it's because I've known you for so long I can't imagine not liking you. I don't think that you ever understood how much a simple text from you meant to me. Because if you did, you would've replied...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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TaraWuzAlwaysHere
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October 27, 2012 9:28pm UTC

Broken condom style!
Aye! It's a baby!

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wishicouldfindyou
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October 27, 2012 8:01pm UTC

LONG BUT WORTH READING
,A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.
TUMBLR

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