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Sweets are the best when it hurts ♥
#girlwithbigdreams
Baby you better have a license, cause you're driving me crazy!♥

ICECREAMFOREVER
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 7:41am UTC

Two small kids – boy and girl were crying…
"why r u both crying??"
Girl: my doll is broken...
Boy: because my doll is crying…♥

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ICECREAMFOREVER
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 7:49am UTC

Oh, you say
BRB Shower
and never come back?
Please tell me how much your water bill is.

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ICECREAMFOREVER
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 11:27am UTC

are you as bored as i am?
read that backwards and it still makes sense (;

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ICECREAMFOREVER
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 6:56am UTC

Boy: Heyy, look at your keyboard, see where it says U and I :)
Me: Aww! that's so sweet! what about it? :')
Boy: Now look under it.

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ICECREAMFOREVER
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 7:27am UTC

i love you...why do you have to leave? </3

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ICECREAMFOREVER
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 7:26am UTC

and today...he told me that he is leaving in a month...</3

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ICECREAMFOREVER
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 11:31am UTC

Lollipop
is the longest word you can type with your right hand
Stewardess
is the longest word you can type with your left hand

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ICECREAMFOREVER
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 9:36am UTC

I want to be the girl who makes your bad days better. The girl that makes you say, 'My life has changed since I met her'.♥

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ICECREAMFOREVER
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 9:33am UTC

There are many things to smile about, but you are definitely my favourite one.♥

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ICECREAMFOREVER
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 9:31am UTC

Y.O.C.O
You're Only Cute Online

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ICECREAMFOREVER
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 8:37am UTC

"Did your mum drop you as a baby?"
"Yea, into a pool of sexy."

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ICECREAMFOREVER
posted a quote
May 9, 2012 6:31am UTC

google
sexiest person alive
search about 1 result (0.27 seconds)
did you mean: me

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ICECREAMFOREVER
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 7:16am UTC

Teacher
please go to page 364 in your texbook
Random kid in the back
HOLY CRAP I JUST FLIPPED RIGHT TO THE EXACT PAGE IN ONE FLIP!

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ICECREAMFOREVER
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 7:02am UTC

One Direction ♥

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ICECREAMFOREVER
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 5:22am UTC

.
we fear rejection, want attention, crave affection and dream of perfection.

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ICECREAMFOREVER
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 4:57am UTC

omg! you've grown so much! i remember you when you were just a baby!
umm...who are you?...

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ICECREAMFOREVER
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 4:55am UTC

what do you call a computer that can sing?
a dell

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ICECREAMFOREVER
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 4:53am UTC

Dear Forever,
you didn't last
</3

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ICECREAMFOREVER
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 4:48am UTC

Your bestfriend is in a relationship with Your Ex.
♥ about a minute ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
if facebook did have a 'dislike' button,
there would be a lot of hurt feelings.

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ICECREAMFOREVER
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 4:40am UTC

I need to stop being so emotional about everything SEXY

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