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briiitttttttany
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May 22, 2012 3:25pm UTC

Mom: what are you laughing at?
Me: the internet
Mom: can i see?
Me: no

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briiitttttttany
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March 1, 2012 5:23pm UTC

Hot guy: You're pretty
Me: What kind of sick joke is this?

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briiitttttttany
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May 17, 2012 9:43pm UTC

Me: I'll do it at 7PM
Time: 7:02PM
Me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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briiitttttttany
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February 27, 2012 11:14am UTC

HEY, I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY, BUT HERE'S MY WITTY SO FOLLOW ME MAYBE

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briiitttttttany
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 1:07am UTC

Procrasinator?
No. I save all of my homework until the
last minute because then I'll be older,
therefore, more wise.

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briiitttttttany
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 1:22am UTC

On a scale of 1-100 how immature are you?
69.

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briiitttttttany
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 10:55am UTC

Friend: How I find you on Witty?
Me: You don't.

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Adviiice
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January 30, 2012 4:21am UTC

If you need advice, please come talk to me.
I'll help you with any problems.
If you don't want to talk about it on witty, I'll give you my phone number.
(FAVE/COMMENT & I'LL FOLLOW YOU)

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briiitttttttany
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 8:49pm UTC

America to China:
"Can I pay you in trident layers?"

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briiitttttttany
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 2:05pm UTC

Save trees,
don't give us homework.

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briiitttttttany
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 2:58pm UTC

Parent:
Are you talking back to me?
Kid:
Well, yeah, that's how communication works.
@thatssomeee

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briiitttttttany
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 1:44pm UTC

Today I saw a homeless man
holding a sign that said "why live in a $100k home when I can live under a 3 million dollar bridge?"

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briiitttttttany
posted a quote
December 21, 2011 8:28pm UTC

Mirror: "Ooh, you look cute today!"
C amera: "Lol, no."

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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briiitttttttany
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 12:48am UTC

"that's what she said,"
"not to you"

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briiitttttttany
posted a quote
December 19, 2011 4:41pm UTC

If taking model pictures
makes you a model, standing my my garage makes me a car.

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December 18, 2011 4:44pm UTC

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December 17, 2011 5:09am UTC

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Adviiice
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December 5, 2011 4:30am UTC

If you need advice, please come talk to me.
I'll help you with any problems.
If you don't want to talk about it on witty, I'll give you my phone number.
(FAVE & I'LL FOLLOW YOU)

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