Friend: Wow I can't believe I got a 85 on the math test my life is over
Me: Calm down it's not that bad
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Me: OMG. CALL THE POLICE THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING NO.NO.NO
Me: NOOOOOOO WHY
Me: THE FRIDGE IS EMPTY
*violin plays as I fall to the floor and burst into tears*
Friend: Calm down it's just food
Me: IT'S JUST FOOD. NONONO YOU HAVE IT ALL WRONG FOOD IS A WAY OF FCKING LIFE DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS IS SERIOUS
It's ok for me to freak out over little things but you, no stop you're messing with my calm attitude.