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glosoftballgirl
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March 14, 2012 5:58am UTC

HEY GUYS
so its my birthday today
Can i get at least 14 favs for how old i am?

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muffinsandwitty7557
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October 10, 2011 8:16pm UTC

When going on a rollercoaster
Bring some spare nuts and bolts with you
Lean over to the person in front of you and say,
"Dude, these came out of your seat!"

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DaniiBBY
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September 19, 2011 1:57am UTC

CONFESSION 12;
They should really make a confessions catergory

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twilightgirl995
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September 16, 2011 8:37pm UTC

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imagleek
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September 18, 2011 2:35am UTC

"im beautiful in my way, cos god makes no mistakes, im on the right track baby.."
this is me. take it or leave it. im not changing for anyone or anything.(:

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Retroglam17
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September 14, 2011 4:28am UTC

A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed.
"If I do 200 mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked.
"Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend.
And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes.
Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel.
"Go and get help!" he cried.
"But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!"
"Take my shoe", he said, "and cover yourself."
Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!"
The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's nothing I can do...he's in too far."

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daniellechristle
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September 16, 2011 3:57am UTC

booyah, this is my 69th quote.
woot woot.
hopefully i get 69 viewers, even more better. ;)
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Priya10
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September 16, 2011 3:16am UTC

Please Help me!
Okay, So all you need to do is Go on the Link (You have to be logged onto Facebook) Then Like the Page, And then like my Picture. It is a Model Competition and I would really like a chance to win, It would make my day. So please, next time your on Facebook, please do this to help me, xx
Link: https://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.phpfbid=282917315052052&
set=a.281690838508033.80297.149805471696571&type=1&theater
Please Help me, It's okay if I don't win, cause I need like 200 likes, but It would be great if I came 3rd or something :)

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lovejason
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September 16, 2011 2:42am UTC

They Hate me and i dont even know what i did
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Belladixie17
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September 15, 2011 6:37pm UTC

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Roses are red, violets are blue.
Sugar is sweet and so are you.
But the roses are wilting & the violets are dead.
The sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.
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kaylahbabyy
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June 3, 2011 5:50am UTC

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my hair may not match my roots, my teeth my be messed up, and i may be fat, butt i cant change all, them things, you cant change that you have an ugly heart.
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kaylahbabyy
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September 13, 2011 1:48am UTC

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kaylahbabyy
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June 27, 2011 12:05am UTC

yeah im done...
yep, i'm done.
i'm done crying,
done wishing you were with me,
done wasting my time,
done looking at your facebook,
done sitting by the phone,
done staring at you when you pass by,
done going places just to possibly run into you,
done trying.
one day, i will learn to love again,
but i'm not worried about me.
i'll learn to be okay,
but i really feel bad for whatever girl you're playing now.
poor girl doesn't know what she's getting into, does she?
well, when you screw her over also and she forgets you,
don't you DARE remember me.

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