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zebraalover
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March 23, 2012 9:30am UTC

No one in my school likes 1D.
Cool, more for me :D
nmf

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californiasurfer
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March 12, 2012 7:13pm UTC

just one fave: i'll follow you, mention you in a quote, and put you on people to follow on my profile.

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Kanerpop
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March 18, 2012 9:08am UTC

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago..
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

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Maz117
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March 18, 2012 8:35am UTC

CookieDoughFormats
i want to refresh my mind... delete my problems... undo all my mistakes and save all the happy moments...

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carefree15
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March 18, 2012 8:36am UTC

DEAR PERIODS,
F**K YOU. DAM YOU TO THE DEEPIST PITS OF HELLFIRE WHERE YOU BELONG.
SINCERELY,
TARGETED GIRLS

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sunnyd721
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March 18, 2012 8:38am UTC

IHonestly when I see my family and they say, "you're so pretty! how many boyfriends do you have?", I take that as an insult because I have more respect than that.

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Maz117
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March 18, 2012 8:38am UTC

when i was a kid, i drew the sun with sunglasses in the corner of the page
cookiedoughformats

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chick_orange
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March 18, 2012 8:24am UTC

So today is Happy
Mothers day..
So happy mothers day Mum! you are truely amazing and I couldn't do half the stuff with you♥ I know we argue and disagree, And I don't say I love you
everyday... but never forget how much you mean to me..
♥
favourite if you love your mum <3

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