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1. shawn_the_man
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2012 5:28pm UTC
   Kiss me, I'm Irish ;)
   OK, no I'm not....but I still want a kiss ;*
   
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2. epicness
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2012 5:54pm UTC
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   Wouldn't it be ironic to
   die
   in the
   living room?
   format by Sandrasaurus
   
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3. MusicIsMyLifeRapIsMyHeart
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2012 5:39pm UTC
   Liam: Ugh! Its so hot in here.
   Zayn: Oh, sorry i'm leaving
   
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4. 
   posted a quote
   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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5. xoxalyssa459
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2012 5:02pm UTC
   What the heck does the "Z" in "lolz" mean?
   Laugh Out Loud...Zebras?
   
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6. 10141520
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2012 4:10pm UTC
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   Im a one directioner but am I the only one who thinks all these one direction quotes are getting annoying? :/
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7. MuRdErMaRy16
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2012 4:02pm UTC
   if guys dont like fat, then why do they like boobs?
   Boobs are just big lumps of fat ?
   
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8. Sebastian_isTheName
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2012 4:02pm UTC
   Me: "You're cute when you're mad."
   Her: "Yeah well I'm about to get real f*cking adorable."
   
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9. DrizzyDrake
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2012 5:41pm UTC
   Hi There.
   I’m not trying to impress you or anything but…
   I’m a unicorn.
   
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10. Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    Josh Hutcherson: I'm single. I don't have a girlfriend.
    Me: I volunteer as tribute!
    
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11. justxanotherxsecret
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    Cough Drops;
    We eat them because
    5% heal our cough
    95% they taste good
    
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12. soccerxgirlx97
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 11:49am UTC
    CANCEL! CANCEL! CANCEL!
    Message Sent
    Kill. Me. Now.
    
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13. QuotesAreMyLife7
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 10:31am UTC
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    What Addiction?♥
    
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14. sunkissedgirls711
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    in the fairly odd parents
    they say,
    "When you grow up, you loose your fairies and
    forget you ever had them"
    it makes me wonder if i ever had them?
    RunawayRachel
    
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15. atmorgan
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    who else remembers this?
    whats that? A hat. Crazy funky junky hat, Overslept. Hair unslighty, trying to look like Keira Knightly. We've been there, We've done that, we see right through your funky hat.
    ♥
    
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16. like2balive1234
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 11:02pm UTC
    Obtuse,
    Rubber Goose,
    Green Moose,
    Guava Juice,
    Giant Snake,
    Birthday Cake,
    Large Fries,
    Chocolate Shake.
    Fav If You Remember This.
    
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17. jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    When I was a kid,
    and I played Superheroes,
    I always picked the ability to steal all powers.
    εїз
    
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18. livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    Coughing in front of smokers
    to make them feel guilty that they're dirtying my air
    ©livsbestfriendryan
    
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19. chantextoujours
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    everyone on witty is scrambling to delete their quotes with swear words
    and i'm like
    "i think i might have called someone a brat before..."
    chantextoujours
    
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20. xxMadelinexx
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    What if the color blue that I see
    is a different color
    than what you see?
    
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