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xxokiraxxo
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November 13, 2012 8:02pm UTC

*Third Grade*
Friend: *whispering* You're stupid if you say what
Me: What?
Friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD. THAT WAS AWESOME.
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD BEFORE.
OH GOD HELP ME.

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伤*
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November 12, 2012 2:08pm UTC

One Direction backwards is 'noitcerid eno' which means 'perfection' in a language i just made up

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EmilyTBH
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November 28, 2011 5:16pm UTC

When you close your eyes and think about the future, what do you see? Because I still see you. <3

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loveishurtful
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November 28, 2011 5:16pm UTC

Next time you see someone sitting alone at lunch
Sit with them
You may have just saved a life <3

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143TrueLove143
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November 28, 2011 5:16pm UTC

They Didn't Agree On Much. In Fact They Rarely Agreed At All. They Fought All The Time. And Challenged Eachother EVERY Day. But Despite Their Differences They Did Have One Thing In Common.. They Were Both Crazy About Eachother.♥

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valentineunicorn
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November 28, 2011 5:17pm UTC

Blanket on; Too hot.Blanket off; Too cold.One leg out; perfect. until the demon from Paranormal Activity comes and drags you down the hallway ;)

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ThatCoolKid87
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November 28, 2011 5:17pm UTC

Team Bella's Dad's Mustache.

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xemilee13x
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November 28, 2011 5:15pm UTC

no measure of time is long enough with you
so lets start with
forever[♥]

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marioxlove64
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November 28, 2011 5:11pm UTC

ive been through a lot
the past 6 days, 5 minutes, 27 1/2 seconds
&if i've learned anything, its you are, who you are
no amount of mermaid magic , or managerial
promotion or some other third thing can make me
more then what i really am inside, a kid. but thats
okay cause i did what everone said a kid couldn't
do! i made it to shell city, and i beat the cyclops
and i road the hasslehoff & I brought the crown
back! so yeah, i'm a kid. im also a gooftball, and
a wingnut , and a knucklehead mcspazatron !
but most of all, i'm.... i'm.... i'm........................
♥IM A GOOFY GOOBER!

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annievolk16
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November 8, 2011 11:05pm UTC

If you've ever
been called
"U g l y "
Post this as a quote
&& whoever { ♥}s this
Disagrees ♥

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Shmorgy2431
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August 12, 2011 5:10pm UTC

HiddenDirtyJokes
On Spongebob #3
Spongebob- Im gonna go get a haircut!
Sandy- Spongebob doesnt have hair....or does he?

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livelaughlove18
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August 6, 2011 12:51pm UTC

I may have been hurt in the past
but i will no longer let that affect my future ♥ .

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rachelandchelsy
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August 5, 2011 11:37am UTC

Some kid i know asked out every girl he knows. Not a single one said yes. Then said he was gay. Then asked out every BOY he knows.
Weird...

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SingItForTheWorld
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August 5, 2011 11:34am UTC

Last night, my older sister's boyfriend of 2 years broke up with her.
She cried for half an hour before she managed to tell me.
She showed me the text; "we're over."
I bought her favorite Ben&Jerry's ice cream & told her to sit down and watch The Notebook or one of her other fave movies, and to play as many Taylor Swift songs as she liked.
At 1am the two of us were still sitting on the couch hugging each other and watching movies...
She was grateful, but I know that it wasn't enough.
Right now I feel like
a.) Talking to him and asking him why he broke up with one of the most amazing, caring, sweetest girls in the world; or
b.) Personally ripping his balls off (if he even has any -.-) as soon as he comes home from his holidays.
... Either way, he is going to pay for destroying my beautiful sister.
Brianna, stay strong. He's a jerk. He doesn't deserve you.
I love you ♥
Sincerely, your brother.

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Megmaruch
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August 5, 2011 11:28am UTC

How can people erase you from their lives just because it's easier than working things out? I don't understand.

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xxStephxx
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August 5, 2011 11:26am UTC

That 70's show quotes #13
Red: Nothing around this house is cheap.
Eric: Except for Laurie.
Laurie: I am not cheap!
Eric: Free, whatever.

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