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1. brianamae
   posted a quote
   August 30, 2012 3:10pm UTC
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   my mom thinks im the
   only kid who spends
   all day on the internet.
   little does she know,
   all of you exist.
   ♥
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2. hay_hay12
   posted a quote
   August 30, 2012 4:31pm UTC
   Did you know that,
   spongebobs grandmother is a dried up sponge?
   who else thought she was a chocolate chip cookie?
   
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3. yayrey
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   August 30, 2012 12:12pm UTC
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   Singing a song you used to sing a lot as a kid
   and suddenly
   understanding the lyrics
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4. Pluto*
   posted a quote
   August 30, 2012 3:08pm UTC
   Whenever I Take A Group Photo With
   My Friends,
   Everyone Looks Absolutely Stunning...
   Except Me.
   Nmf
   
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5. Peace1231
   posted a quote
   August 30, 2012 11:19am UTC
   Kaitlyn Marie
   Gay marriage is now legal in New York? What has the world come too? BEING GAY IS A SIN.
   24 minutes ago • Like • Comment
   2 people like this
   Emily
   So is premarital s/ex but I'm sure you've f/ucked half of the guys in our school. Practice what you preach.
   17 minutes ago · Unlike · 45 people
   BURRRRRRRN
   & true story
   
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6. AustinH
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2012 12:21am UTC
   I love that new Dr. Pepper commercial about being unique and an individual. You know, the one where they all wear the same t-shirt.
   
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7. 
   posted a quote
   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
   This quote does not exist.
   
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8. niallsexyhoran
   posted a quote
   August 25, 2012 8:23pm UTC
   When Disney Channel and Nickolodeon actors
   are in other shows/movies and you can never take them seriously.
   
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9. EdwardSheeran
   posted a quote
   August 26, 2012 5:11pm UTC
   Me: Dad, can I have some money?
   Dad: Only if you make me say pie.
   Me: Say what?
   Dad: Pie.
   Me:
   Dad:
   Me:
   Dad: Is twenty enough?
   
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10. iloveyou10101
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    Today I learned #1
    Jim Cummings, the voice of Winnie the Pooh, calls sick children in the hospital and talks to them in character.
    nmf/nmq
    
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11. IWishINeverMetHim
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 6:45am UTC
    Nemo_is_lost_so_he started following you
    awwwww :3
    
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12. forever611
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    August 19, 2012 8:53pm UTC
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13. courtneyisawesome14
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    Always be yourself.
    Unless you can be a unicorn.
    Then be a unicorn.
    
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14. MyWittyProfile
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    August 19, 2012 9:21pm UTC
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15. never_forget
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 11:56am UTC
    f*ck you.
    whoaaa...calm your nonexistant t*ts.
    
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16. insurgent
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    i hate when people say 'you've changed'
    yes well i used to look like a fetus now look at me
    tumblr
    
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17. hay_hay12
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    August 19, 2012 8:50pm UTC
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18. Trytohurtme
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 1:17pm UTC
    The heart attack moment when...
    You see the words 'based on a true story' at the start of a scary movie
    
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19. mario
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    Cool things always happen when i dont have the camera.
    
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20. DrinkBleach
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    Anatidaephobia
    the fear that somewhere in the world, there is a duck watching you .
    
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