*Playing a game of hide and seek*
Me: *hiding in bush*
Friend: OH MY GOD! Where the he// is everybody?
Friend: *searching everywhere getting frustrated*
Me: *sigh* someone has to be found first.
Me: *makes super loud obvious noise*
Friend: AHA! I FOUND YOU!
Me: *sarcastically* oh my god! How the heck did that happen? I was being so careful!
Friend: *says seriously* You were being really super loud, I think you need some hide and seek lessons.
Me:
Dog:
Cat:
Bird:
Car:
House:
Dad:
Mom:
God:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: *facepalm*
true story, my friends are dumb.