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Goose

1. Goose
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   October 11, 2014 9:39pm UTC
   The darker the lighting, the better I look ;)
   
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2. Goose
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   October 11, 2014 6:46pm UTC
   Everything tastes the same, everything tastes like chicken! .... except the chicken.... it tastes like fish!!!
   
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3. Goose
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   October 8, 2014 10:49pm UTC
   😎
   
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4. Goose
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   October 7, 2014 10:53pm UTC
   Can you count? Because I most certainly cannot.
   
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5. Goose
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   October 7, 2014 5:37pm UTC
   Me: *wears all black every single day**walks around quoting random rock/screamo/metal bands**gets home**charges into my room to get my pajamas*WHERE ARE MY COMFYZ????
   
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6. Goose
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   October 7, 2014 12:32am UTC
   TACOS. I want one...
   
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7. Goose
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   October 7, 2014 12:21am UTC
   I can't sleep, so I'm just going to stay up and stalk Witty.
   
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8. Goose
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   October 6, 2014 6:46pm UTC
   I just saw a double rainbow, and let me tell you, it melted my insides.
   
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9. Goose
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   October 3, 2014 11:09pm UTC
   I took the time to plan this shìt so, trust me, shít's gonna go down.
   
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10. Goose
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    October 2, 2014 4:26pm UTC
    I love it when you guys decide to blow up my notifications. ;)
    
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11. Goose
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    October 1, 2014 10:33pm UTC
    I had a moment where I had a brain fart and forgot my password for a sec and the first thing I went to type was 'hell'.
    
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12. Goose
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    September 30, 2014 5:18pm UTC
    Me trying to kill a fly that's been annoying me all day: I'm gonna hunt dis bìtch down.
    
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13. Goose
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    September 30, 2014 5:08pm UTC
    Yep.
    WHALERUS.
    
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14. Goose
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    September 21, 2014 11:22pm UTC
    Me:*logs onto Witty**sees there are no new notifications**sobs uncontrollably into hands*
    
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15. Goose
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    September 18, 2014 5:38pm UTC
    My friend whenever his mother manages to drag him to church: *wears all black**walks up to random person*"I can't wait to go home!!! I'll tell Satan you say hi!!!"
    
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16. Goose
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    September 18, 2014 6:37am UTC
    Its kind of sad when you come on Witty and there are only two people on, including yourself.
    
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17. Goose
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    August 30, 2014 1:53am UTC
    I can see exactly 6 years into the future, I have 2020 vision.
    
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18. Goose
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    August 30, 2014 12:34am UTC
    Cake: The key to sanity.
    
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19. Goose
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    August 29, 2014 1:35pm UTC
    You don't want to know what I thought a strip mall was for the 6 years....
    
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20. Goose
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    August 28, 2014 2:07am UTC
    Me at 2 am: 'Ok, now lets play a fun game called lets see how quietly I can pee'
    
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