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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. ababyy_xo ababyy_xo
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2010 11:11pm UTC
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  3. my-shadow-stalks-me my-shadow-stalks-me
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 11:12pm UTC
    I w a n n a r u n a w a y t o a p l a c e
    FAR FROM HERE
    j u s t g i m m e a p l a n e t i c k e t t o
    ANYWHERE
    s o m a n y c l o n e s, d r e s s i n g a n d t h i n k i n g
    THE SAME
    w h i s p e r s a n d r u m o r s a r e g e t t i n g
    SO LAME
    h o w d i d y o u a l l b e c o m e b o r i n g a n d
    FULL OF HATE
    i ' m f e d u p o f e v e r y t h i n g, i ' v e g o t t o
    ESCAPE

  4. candycaneyxx candycaneyxx
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2009 8:46am UTC
    Obama. "Yes we can."
    ...wait wait wait...
    isn't that Bob the Builder's quote?
    all mine(:

  5. Pshyeah Pshyeah
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 11:04am UTC
    Growing up sucks,♥
    Not all kisses are magic&
    most boys do not live up
    to your [[expectations]]
    _____////////But there
    are those times when
    >>everything<<---------->
    Love, Friendships, Relationships…
    It all falls together____//♥ ♥♥
    --->&It ’ s i n c r e d i b l e<---
    ♥♥♥♥♥

  6. thatfallingstar thatfallingstar
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2010 4:22am UTC
    H a r r y P o t t e r ♥
    yes, the fan girls still exist.

  7. XRetroxMonsterX XRetroxMonsterX
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2010 4:43pm UTC
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    make text squished together ; <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
    make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">
    To make a dotted border....
    <div style="border: 2px dotted white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    To make a hot pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: hotpink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    To make a black backround...
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    to make a solid border....
    <div style="border: 2px solid white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    to make a dashed border....
    <div style="width:582px;height:200px;border:2px dashed blue;">
    to make a medium blue backround....
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    </span></span></span></div>
    to make a light pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: pink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a blue backround....
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    french script<span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'French Script MT'; font-size: 36pt">TYPE HERE<
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    Shadows
    Blue Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px blue;">
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    Purple Shadows <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px purple;">

  8. endless___ endless___
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2010 9:21pm UTC
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  9. sensation sensation
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2010 7:30pm UTC
    It's hard to get over people,
    I mean really get over them. You can start to have feelings for other people,
    but it doesn't mean you're over them. It just means you're moving on //♥

  10. lovemedead_x3 lovemedead_x3
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2010 7:09pm UTC
    The Wizard of Oz;
    the scarecrow, the tin man, and the lion
    They all remind me of my ex boyfriends
    Brainless, Heartless, and Gutless

  11. StayingFearless StayingFearless
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2010 12:04am UTC
    Losing friends. Not getting asked to prom. Not making the team. Sitting alone. Meeting his girlfriend. Breaking your arm. Parents divorcing. Not being skinny enough. Failing midterms. Tripping in the hall. Knowing how he feels. Being backstabbed. Fighting with friends. Jumping too high. Getting teeth pulled. Crying in the middle of class. Gaining weight. Not having the right clothes. Having braces tightened. Being in a car crash. Being labeled. Being played. Having a family member die. Becoming something you're not. Not being pretty enough. Having surgery. Being sick. Laughing too loud. Saying the wrong thing. Fighting with parents. Not fitting into last year's jeans. Losing your textbook. Getting a driver's liscense. Losing your phone. Changing. Flying on a plane. Standing up for something. Not pleasing someone. Missing someone. Being mocked. Being embarassed. Trying to look flawless. Not having the latest iPod. Hoping they care. Losing someone in the army. Being weird. Breaking-up. Losing touch. Making the wrong choice. Faking a smile. Crying in your room. Being jealous. Being second-best. Trying too hard. Walking in heels. Falling asleep crying. Not having close friends. Moving. Being in pain. Watching him with her. Forgetting about that essay. Waking up late. Being lied to. Hearing the truth. Faking a smile. Hurting someone you care about. Moving on. Growing up. Taking risks. Being led-on.
    GOT FEARS? LET 'EM GO.

  12. xxsmileyxfaces xxsmileyxfaces
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2010 6:22pm UTC
    I love it when you say,
    'Guys, quiet. I'm about to call my mom.'
    And that one person goes
    'PASS THE WEED!'
    I love my friends. Lmao. :) Comment/<3.


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. _authorized _authorized
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2010 6:34pm UTC
    I do not care about:
    • what car you drive,or where you live.
    • if you know someone who knows someone who knows someone
    • if your clothes are this years cutting edge.
    • if your trust fund is unlimited.
    I only care about the words that flutter from your mind. They
    are the only thing you truly own. The only thing I will remember
    you by.I will not fall in love with your bones and skin.I will not fall
    in love with the places you have been. I will not fall in love with
    anything but the words that flutter from your
    ♥// extraordinary mind.

  15. xDoMiNiiQuex xDoMiNiiQuex
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2009 2:32pm UTC
    the codes that make witty go round(:
    red backround ; <div style="background-color: red;">
    orange backround ; <div style="background-color: orange;">
    yellow backround ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
    lime green backround ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
    light blue backround ; <div style="background-color: lightblue;">
    purple backround ; <div style="background-color: purple;">
    pink backround ; <div style="background-color: pink;">
    black backround ; <div style="background-color: black;">
    spacing of lines closer ;<div style="line-height: 10px;">
    make text squished together ; <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
    make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">
    To make a dotted border....
    <div style="border: 2px dotted black; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    To make a hot pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: hotpink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a black backround...
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: black; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a solid border....
    <div style="border: 2px solid white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    to make a dashed border....
    <div style="width:582px;height:200px;border:2px dashed blue;">
    to make a medium blue backround....
    <div class="controlsStyle" id="textDivBG" style="padding: 10px; background-color: dodgerblue; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center; position: relative;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br />
    </span></span></span></div>
    to make a light pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: pink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a blue backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: blue; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    * ikno this is already on here, but it gets lost in my favroties too quickly & ineed to put it somewhere. FULL CREDIT TO WHOEVER THESE CODES CAME FROM.

  16. peace_love_hearts7 peace_love_hearts7
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2010 11:49am UTC
    40 Ways To Make The Pizza Guy Feel Nervous:
    1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.
    2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.
    3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.
    4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.
    5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.
    6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.
    7. Answer his questions with other questions.
    8. Spell the ingredients.
    9. Stutter every time you say something with the letter “P”
    10. Ask him if they have pizza.
    11. Say “Hello” and act as if he called you.
    12. Make your order being very decided and secure, then when he asks you if you would like a drink with the pizza, act as if you were confused.
    13. Change your accent every 5 seconds.
    14. Ask for 56 pepperoni slices followed by an equation.
    15. If he repeats the order to make sure, say “Ok, it’s $17.90, please proceed to the next window to pick up your order”.
    16. Explain him that you want to rent a Pizza.
    17. Ask if you can keep the box. When he answers yes, make a huge sigh of relief.
    18. Ask him if they exploit child labor.
    19. Tell him to make sure that your pizza is dead.
    20. Imitate the voice of the guy taking the order.
    21. Eliminate the verbs of everything you say.
    22. Tell him that there’s a surprise party at yours and that you would appreciate if the delivery boy could hide behind the couch until the celebrated one comes in to surprise him/her.
    23. Ask if you could see the menu.
    24. Warn them that they have no idea of what they are dealing with by supplying this order.
    25. Ask him which ingredient is better for a meal with a specific type of wine.
    26. Burp and then tell your dog that he should be ashamed.
    27. Ask only for one slice.
    28. Psychoanalyze the guy taking the order.
    29. Complain about the service. Call again two hours later saying that you were drunk and that you are sorry about what you said.
    30. Tell the guy taking the order to tell the one in charge to tell the supervisor that he’s fired.
    31. Randomly start swearing to someone who is apparently next to you.
    32. Stop speaking every 10 seconds and start playing an instrument.
    33. Tell a secret code to the guy taking the order and tell him to memorize it for orders you’ll make in the future.
    34. Ask for mushrooms as the first ingredient, then before you hang up, say “no mushrooms please”. Then hang up before he can say anything.
    35. when he repeats the order, correct him changing an ingredient, then correct him again, and again. The third time ask him if it’s his first day working there.
    36. Breath loudly.
    37. Ask him how many whales/dolphins had to die to make that pizza.
    38. Avoid using the word “PIZZA” by any means. If the guy taking the order says it, hang up saying “Please, don’t use that word”.
    39. Make the order during a car chase on TV. When there are gunshots, yell “Aaarghhh”
    40. If the guy taking the order doesn’t take any of the previous jokes, ask him if there’s any other who would take them

  17. Everlong Everlong
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2010 5:11pm UTC
    ♫ ♪

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    everlong
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    Music.
    I love music. No, it's not my life, no it's not the air I breathe
    and yes, I c a n survive without it. But music is like a drug,
    something that can calm you down, something that can rev
    you up. The lyrics make you think, make you learn, make
    you feel; the melody resonates inside your head; the beat
    rattles your bones. That is, of course, real music. Not the
    auto-tuned-to-perfection lyrics-you-didn't-write clumsily mashed together.
    I'm talking [ the raw guitar ], [ the original lyrics ],
    [imperfect voices]. The music you like shouldn't be about
    that song you dance to w i t h o u t paying attention to the
    words. If it really speaks to you, really hits home, [g o o d].
    You've found your new best friend.
    You've found something that just can't be taken away,
    something that will forever have a place in your heart &
    mind. You’ve found something that will never leave you,
    will never walk away or break a promise. Music is like the
    perfect escape from reality, the best venting tool, the
    e p i t o m e of love, anything you want it to be. Music is
    simply perfection ♥

  18. GlitterRush GlitterRush
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2009 9:28pm UTC
    CAN'T GO
    THROUGH LIFE
    WITHOUT GETTING
    P A R A N O I D

  19. Gl4m0urCh1ck Gl4m0urCh1ck
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2010 12:15pm UTC
    black background
    <div style="background-color: black;">type here</div>
    gray background
    <div style="background-color: gray;">type here</div>
    pink background
    <div style="background-color: pink;”>type here</div>
    orange background
    <div style="background-color: orange;">type here</div>
    yellow background
    <div style="background-color: yellow;">type here</div>
    light green background
    <div class="controlsStyle" id="textDivBG" style="padding: 10px; background-color: lightgreen; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center; position: relative;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span><br />
    </span></span></span></div>
    light blue background
    <div class="controlsStyle" id="textDivBG" style="padding: 10px; background-color: rgb(166, 225, 254); text-align: center; position: relative;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
    purple background
    <div style="background-color: purple;">type here</div>
    dashed border
    div style="border: 2px dotted white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    black dotted border
    <div style="border-right: black 10px dotted; border-top: black 10px dotted; border-left: black 10px dotted; border-bottom: black 10px dotted;">
    make the spacing of the lines closer:
    <div style="line-height: 10px;">
    make text all squished together:
    <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
    hadda save it :)

  20. endless___ endless___
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2010 6:59am UTC
    I just want
    someone to care
    to cuddle
    to pour out my soul to someone
    a chance
    a better world
    my clothes to fit better
    more friends
    for you to think of me like i think of you
    to have somebody listen
    somebody to remember me
    good memories
    better nights
    to cry
    a fairy tale ending
    with you.

:)

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