GlamKandyRox
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1 decade ago
I love your quotes! :D reply
GlamKandyRox
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1 decade ago
Omg u r scene? That is TOO cool! Ive always wanted to be scene! I love the fashions! :D reply
GlamKandyRox
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1 decade ago
*This is made up
So I was walkin back from my man Mc's pad. I was no more then 50 yards from my crib when this crazy dude just pops out of nowhere. So I sayz, "Dang it man get out my freakin way, dang!" And ya know what? The dude didnt move. So I pull of my Nerf gun full of rubber bullets and i shot that crap. That bullet went flying straight at him but the dude disappeared. So I was like, "Oh well," I put my nerf back and I kept walkin. Shoot, I was just enjoyin the day. There were people everywhere checkin me out. Mainly because I had a sign on my back that said 'Kick me'. I was feelin so good, dang! I felt like a fat kid who did his first pull up. I had my cap,my chap,my cat, a plastic ball bat, my bling and my copy of a taylor swift album for some reason. I found a bottle on the street. Actually, I took it from a homeless guy. I named him Lady Gaga. So I look at the bottle. It was a purtty lookin bottle with all the dirt, and rust, and smelliness, and the dead rat in it. So I says, "MAN, id tap that," but of course I was lyin like a rug. So I rubz the bottle. Then a freakin genie poped out. And he said,"Beware of the public bathroom. 1, It was 2 for 1 at the Burrito shop and I just took a MAJOR dump in it. 2, they're are some crazy ninjas in there!" I was confused. So I sayz, "Dang it man get out my freakin way, dang!" He didnt move so I pull out my Nerf and point it at his head. Then this foo pulled out 20 Nerfs. So I was like,"Wtf?! Dang it!" and I ran like a fat kid chasin a chocolate covered Twinkie. I ran. And ran. I didn't know where to go! So i hid behind a corner, a bush, even tried to climb a freakin treeeeee! I waited for the coast to be clear, then I got out of there. Ahhhh! I was almost there. Only a few more yards and I'll be chillin at my crib watchin the soaps. Then all of a sudden these freakin ninjas pop out of nowhere. So I busted out my Kong Fu moves. Then my man Luke came up and threw me a lifesaber. So I took it and I chopped the mess out of their legs! I didn't know what to do with my lifesaber, so I just gave it to a kid. I was finally here,but something told me to look back, so I did. It was this amazing huge Twinkie. It was all alone and cold. So I look around and shuved it in my house and ate it. And that’s why I don’t go to therapy no more. reply
GlamKandyRox · 1 decade ago
Thanks :D I love Skrillex (:
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GlamKandyRox · 1 decade ago
Thankies!xx :]
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GlamKandyRox · 1 decade ago
Ur welcomez :D
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GlamKandyRox · 1 decade ago
Your quotes are 2 good 4 words :O
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GlamKandyRox · 1 decade ago
Its funny how you get no love comments x]
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GlamKandyRox · 1 decade ago
Ur welcome :D
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GlamKandyRox · 1 decade ago
I love your quotes! :D
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GlamKandyRox · 1 decade ago
Omg u r scene? That is TOO cool! Ive always wanted to be scene! I love the fashions! :D
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GlamKandyRox · 1 decade ago
*This is made up
So I was walkin back from my man Mc's pad. I was no more then 50 yards from my crib when this crazy dude just pops out of nowhere. So I sayz, "Dang it man get out my freakin way, dang!" And ya know what? The dude didnt move. So I pull of my Nerf gun full of rubber bullets and i shot that crap. That bullet went flying straight at him but the dude disappeared. So I was like, "Oh well," I put my nerf back and I kept walkin. Shoot, I was just enjoyin the day. There were people everywhere checkin me out. Mainly because I had a sign on my back that said 'Kick me'. I was feelin so good, dang! I felt like a fat kid who did his first pull up. I had my cap,my chap,my cat, a plastic ball bat, my bling and my copy of a taylor swift album for some reason. I found a bottle on the street. Actually, I took it from a homeless guy. I named him Lady Gaga. So I look at the bottle. It was a purtty lookin bottle with all the dirt, and rust, and smelliness, and the dead rat in it. So I says, "MAN, id tap that," but of course I was lyin like a rug. So I rubz the bottle. Then a freakin genie poped out. And he said,"Beware of the public bathroom. 1, It was 2 for 1 at the Burrito shop and I just took a MAJOR dump in it. 2, they're are some crazy ninjas in there!" I was confused. So I sayz, "Dang it man get out my freakin way, dang!" He didnt move so I pull out my Nerf and point it at his head. Then this foo pulled out 20 Nerfs. So I was like,"Wtf?! Dang it!" and I ran like a fat kid chasin a chocolate covered Twinkie. I ran. And ran. I didn't know where to go! So i hid behind a corner, a bush, even tried to climb a freakin treeeeee! I waited for the coast to be clear, then I got out of there. Ahhhh! I was almost there. Only a few more yards and I'll be chillin at my crib watchin the soaps. Then all of a sudden these freakin ninjas pop out of nowhere. So I busted out my Kong Fu moves. Then my man Luke came up and threw me a lifesaber. So I took it and I chopped the mess out of their legs! I didn't know what to do with my lifesaber, so I just gave it to a kid. I was finally here,but something told me to look back, so I did. It was this amazing huge Twinkie. It was all alone and cold. So I look around and shuved it in my house and ate it. And that’s why I don’t go to therapy no more.
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