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Gl4m0urCh1ck
posted a quote
April 25, 2009 8:37pm UTC

I Hate It When People Ask
1) Can I ask you a question? (didnt gimme a choice there, did ya sunshine?)
2) Did you get a haircut? (no it shrunk..!!)
3) Did you lose weight? (yeah. it just vanished!)
4) Did you catch a fish? (nope. i talked it into giving himself up.)
5) *waiter* Table for how many? (one hundred and twelve. us 3 would like to switch seats every 4 minutes)
6) Were you sitting there? (yes. me and my imaginary friend steve.)
7) Your not wearing that out are you? (actually i was planning on going naked)
8) Is that yours? (no i stole it...!)
9) *watching a trick* Am i supposed to pick a card? (no your supposed to pick your nose)
10) Are you going to eat that? (only if you want it)
11) *doctor* How are you today? (Great! I just like your company(: )
12) *clerk at store* Is that all? (why? wasnt this enough??)
13) Where did you get that accent? (i bought it on ebay)
14) Hey, are you moving? (nope. we just like to pack our stuff up in boxes every week)
15) Are you always funny? (no, i only make a special effort on tuesdays and thursdays)
*hope yah likeeee!!(:

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bettynicknick
posted a quote
August 24, 2010 10:07am UTC

Does anyone else yell
R A P E
when your f riend,
Attcks you in public ? ♥

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xxBestDressFearlessxx
posted a quote
November 8, 2010 3:37pm UTC

Today;;
He was playing with his Rubik's Cube,
and his hands were going really fast . .
Naturally I was staring at them..
Then I look up to see him staring at
/ / / / / / / / / / / me, and he says
"I love it when people are watching my
hands when I'm cubing, and then
they look up at my face, and I'm
staring at them, and I make them
|_______feel so awkward_______|
It happens alllll day long . "
♥♥♥

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December_Babe
posted a quote
November 6, 2010 5:53pm UTC

Dear,
Shooting stars, Wells,
Eye lashes, Birthday candles,
and 11:11.
What happened to my wishes?

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gobgoerrsarah
posted a quote
November 6, 2010 7:48pm UTC

person: "hey, what time is it?"
me: "time to get a watch. HAHAHA!"
*awkward silence*
me: "...no?"
true story ;)

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DamagedLove
posted a quote
November 6, 2010 10:23pm UTC

click to see this quote

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gobgoerrsarah
posted a quote
November 6, 2010 7:57pm UTC

Stupid Questions #57
facebook stalker: how old are you?
me: 7 and a quarter.

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Hazel_Eyes_09
posted a quote
November 6, 2010 10:30pm UTC

&&who else
Yells out "I'M VIBRATING!"
when your phone buzzes?

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Hazel_Eyes_09
posted a quote
November 6, 2010 10:26pm UTC

&DOES ANYONE ELSE ,
actually like long car rides, because its hours of listening to your ipod?.

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gobgoerrsarah
posted a quote
November 6, 2010 7:55pm UTC

Stupid Questions #56
person: doesn't she have huge boobs?
me: nah man, she has a huge bra.
do yaa get it? ;)

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vosschicks26
posted a quote
November 6, 2010 5:49pm UTC

Click the heart if you've had your first kiss:)
Comment what
it was like..♥

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taylorswiftx3speaknow
posted a quote
November 6, 2010 5:34pm UTC

FAVORITE IF....
your best friend out of no where was to tell you she was bisexual,
you would still love her.

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Maritzaa_
posted a quote
November 6, 2010 2:07pm UTC

Don't worry if your single.
Gods looking at you right now saying,
"Im saving this girl for someone special". ♥
format credit: caseyissexy

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dancerrforliifex3
posted a quote
November 6, 2010 5:04pm UTC

Dont you hate it when.....
-Drake tells you your not fancy
-You smile and Justin Bieber doesnt smile
-Fergie STILL didnt teach you how to spell glamorous
-You dont feel like a G6
-Your love isnt someones drug
-Eminiem doesnt love the way you lie
-You dont have a love like woe
-Theres no place down town where the freaks all come around
-When you step up in the buiilding nobodys hands go up
Yup.....Same Here
idea credit to iClaire

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cheerleadersx
posted a quote
November 6, 2010 2:57pm UTC

FAVORiTE iF
*you have acne
*you have glasses
*you have braces
*you're not a size zero
NOW HIGHLIGHT IF YOU'VE EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND.
i guess its true, imperfections are beautiful.
&& apparently guys think so too.<3
smile because you're beautiful, show of them braces;)

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