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jimmy365
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January 4, 2013 3:36pm UTC

hush little white girl
don't you cry
daddy's gonna buy you
an iphone 5
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
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January 4, 2013 4:04pm UTC

one time my brother got in trouble for breaking
some stuff in the house and so since my mom
needed some new and creative methods of
punishment she made him sit down and read the
facebook
terms & conditions
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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JudyBeautyActress
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January 2, 2013 3:52pm UTC

After Tuesday, even the calendar goes
W T F

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MeeAndYoou
posted a quote
January 3, 2013 1:08pm UTC

How I flirt:
Hi, I like your face.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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October 21, 2012 2:55pm UTC

Hey dad can I ask you a question?
Sure son, what is it?
Well dad, why don't I have any brothers or sisters?
Because when I was a little boy, my mother told me "It's okay to make mistakes as long as you don't make them again"
...

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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October 28, 2012 1:59pm UTC

RIP
To the old me
♥

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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January 2, 2013 3:43pm UTC

Me:Party at my house bring your computers!

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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December 24, 2012 11:02am UTC

Me: My memory is so bad.
Mum: How bad is it?
Me: How bad is what?

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Beccy123
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January 3, 2013 11:05am UTC

Person: You jelly?
Me: No im nutella.

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BlackButterflies
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December 29, 2012 2:31pm UTC

click to see this quote

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jimboslice3
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 4:04pm UTC

They should invent wifi bracelets,
so you can wear them anywhere
and have wifi connection
CookieDoughFormats

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MissHatty
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January 3, 2013 10:41am UTC

so yeah another day gone by with me doing nothing...

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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January 3, 2013 10:41am UTC

Me in 2012: I'm single! :)
Me in 2013: I'm still single!
Me in 2014: Still single...
Me in 20 years: Look at all these cats

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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capsized*
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January 2, 2013 1:10pm UTC

"Be yourself. Unless you have the option to be Batman, then always be Batman."

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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.joyriding.*
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December 26, 2012 6:54pm UTC

It's sad to think
that we [wittians] could walk straight past each other on the street and never know.
wait a minute, we're wittians, we never go outside.

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