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polinaagoldberg*

Status: Look behind you

Member Since: 15 Jan 2012 07:46pm

Last Seen: 24 Feb 2020 01:14pm

Location: Toronto, Canada

Gender: F

user id: 264100

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  1. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 10:57pm UTC
    I don't know about you, but I go on Witty
    To read funny (witty) quotes
    Not the many opinions about gay marriage
    Not that I don't think that it's an important topic
    But I just don't think Witty is the right place for it

  2. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 10:30pm UTC
    And yet again I am reminded never to fall so fast
    because he will never
    be there to catch me

  3. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 9:34pm UTC
    She sits in front of her computer
    Her hands aching to message him
    But her mind tells her "no"
    She's too afraid
    He sits with his phone in his hand
    And all that he wants is to text her
    But his mind tells him "no"
    He's too afraid

  4. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 9:34pm UTC
    the best things in life
    getting kissed on your forehead, drinking tea, slow dances, finding out a cute guy likes you, laughing so hard you fall to the ground, doing your makeup perfectly, being happy with they way you look, buying they perfect clothes on sale, taking a really nice picture, finding new music that you love, having someone play with your hair, coming home and putting on sweats, taking a bubble bath, saying the right things when a hot boy is flirting with you, getting asked out, listening to music all day, acing a test you didn't study for...
    should i make more?

  5. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 11:54pm UTC
    Can you imagine wanting to spend the rest of your life with someone you truly love?
    Someone who you can't live without
    Who's smile you've grown to love
    Loving his jokes
    His eyes
    His closthes
    The way he smells
    The way he hugs you
    His kisses
    The way he says your name
    The way he walks
    The way he is
    Imagine finding someone who you wouldn't change a thing about

  6. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 9:08pm UTC
    omg i just realized movie theaters are actually
    really cute like a bunch of strangers come
    together to watch a movie together with snacks
    and candy and laughing and crying aw good
    job movie theaters i see what you did there

  7. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 6:33pm UTC
    Your eyes are a lovely shade of
    PHOTOSHOPPED
    nmf

  8. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 2:08pm UTC
    I Either
    dress super girly and pretty or i dress like 69 year old man who hasn't gotten out of bed in a month
    there is no in between

  9. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 1:58pm UTC
    Lady Gaga: You and me could write a bad romance
    Stephanie Meyer: Been there

  10. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 1:24pm UTC
    98% Of The
    girls on witty who describe themselves as "deformed potatoes" are actually stunning, have had multiple boyfriends and have an amazing social life.
    And then there's me
    my format do not steal

  11. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 9:40pm UTC
    When he sends you and adorable text and you
    spend like 5 hours obsessing about its
    utter cutenness but then you realize
    that you have nothing to reply to it with

  12. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 11:43pm UTC
    He's the one who likes all our pretty songs
    And he likes to sing along
    And he likes to shoot his gun
    ~Nirvana~

  13. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 12:13am UTC
    When I'm texting my
    boyfriend and we're just
    having a casual conversation
    about something. And all
    I want to do is write "Just
    come over and kiss
    me already."

  14. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 6:57pm UTC
    If you're single for Valentine's Day, fave
    And if you're taken, comment
    I just wanna see who I can share my Nutella and 69 cats with

  15. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 8:14pm UTC
    OHMYGOD ED SHEERAN+ ELTON JOHN= INCREDIBLE

  16. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 10:12pm UTC
    Viva La Vida
    RULES:
    1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
    2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
    3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
    IF SOMEONE SAYS ''ARE YOU OK'' YOU SAY?
    Where the Streets Have No Name- U2
    HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
    Dazed and Confused- Led Zeppelin
    WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GIRL/GUY?
    Pumped Up Kicks- Foster The People
    HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
    Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds- The Beatles
    WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
    In the Name of Love- U2
    WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
    Anyone Can Play Guitar- Radiohead
    WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
    Immigrant Song- Led Zeppelin
    WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
    Fix You- Coldplay
    WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
    I Me Mine- The Beatles
    WHAT IS 2+2?
    I Am the Walrus- The Beatles
    WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
    Wish You Were Here- Pink Floyd
    WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
    Across the Universe- The Beatles
    WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOUR GROW UP?
    Hey You- Pink Floyd
    WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
    Call It What You Want- Foster the People
    WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
    The A Team- Ed Sheeran
    WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
    Fixing a Hole- The Beatles
    WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
    Since I've Been Loving You- Led Zeppelin
    WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
    Karma Police- Radiohead
    BIGGEST SECRET?
    I'll Follow the Sun- The Beatles
    WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
    Shine On You Crazy Diamond- Pink Floyd
    WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
    Viva La Vida- Coldplay

  17. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 6:14pm UTC
    In class:
    Teacher: You kids are being disgusting it makes me sick
    Me: I washed my hands today, I promise
    ^True story, actually happened

  18. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 9:40pm UTC
    Who am I kidding?
    I know I'm gonna spend the entire Valentine's Day on Witty. So if any guy is interested, I'll be your Valentine's Witty date.

  19. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 11:30pm UTC
    I'm so happy
    Cause today I found my friends
    They're in my head

  20. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 9:08pm UTC
    You fake a smile to hide the pain
    You only cry when it's pouring rain
    You wear longsleeves to hide the cuts
    You'd tell them all, but you don't have the guts

:)

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