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lithium*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 8:08pm UTC

me: I'm cold
dad: hi cold, I'm dad
*dads of the world unite in uproarious laughter*

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modelsareoverrated
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 2:12pm UTC

"if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it"
*throws ring at hot boy at mall*

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brookeleigh626
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 2:29pm UTC

and then satan said
"let there be hot people who don't like you back."

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cloverchild
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 6:07pm UTC

*Holds rabbit in air*
I whip my hare back and forth.

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polandspring224
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 6:47pm UTC

Canada, now is your chance to make us South Canada!
BRING ON THE MOOSE!

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paigexoxo
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 7:33pm UTC

This is my Little Safe place. Where i can speak how i feel. I know im always backed up. This Place Id like to call Witty Land Where i can finally be myself

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Halo Angel1*
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 7:41pm UTC

I Run
I mean yeah, I'm slower than Internet Explorer running on an 80's Dial-up connection but I run

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 3:26pm UTC

My friend just pointed out to me,
Teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay.
Society is f.cked
Credit to Paige.

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Kaleidoscope Eyed*
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 10:19am UTC

There should be like a Witty Olympics or a Witty Challenge kinda thing
We would all gather and meet together and the challenges would be
-Putting a certain quote up the fastest
-Who can eat the jar of nutella fastest
- Who can stay inside with a limited amount of supplies the longest
- Who can figure out how to turn the wifi back on the fastest
- Who can groom a cat the fastest AND make the job done the best
-Who can smuggle food without getting caught
- And Who is willing enough to even come to these challenges rather than stay at home and be on Witty there.
1st place out of all the events combine - Witty Gold Medal, a personal visit from Steve, a Witty Olympic/athon Champion shirt,and a 5 year weekly supply of nutella
2nd- Witty silver medal, 1 year weekly supply of nutella, and a normal Witty Olympic/athon shirt
3rd- Witty bronze medal, 1/2 year weekly supply of nutella, and a normal Witty Olympic/athon shirt
The rest or anyone who participated would get a normal Witty Olympic/athon Shirt and a Kitty Kat Mr. Potato head.
:) LET THE WITTY GAMES COMENCE

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crazyshaelie
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 11:56pm UTC

And in the great words of Shakira...
...sh/t, when did Shakira every say anything memorable?
loca loca antipasta burito salsa my hips don't lie, kbai

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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 1:37am UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2304
When you actually
use Jenna Marble's advice
and use "the face" when an
ugly guy talks to you.
tumblr

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heartofgold
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 2:02pm UTC

She cries as the demons inside her scream
Holding her blade, remembering the names
But then again, how could she forget?
To her everything is all one big game
But the problem is she's about to lose
Every name she was called she now believes
No matter how many people say they're wrong
'Ugly, worthless, stupid, annoying...'
She's now no longer strong
Friends going behind her back, rumours being spread
She thinks everything would be better if she was dead
She has people by her side, people she can go to
But she doesn't believe them when they say she's beautiful
She thinks that they pity her, or they pretend to care
People try to convince her everything is okay
But it's too late, she's already ruined, already breaking
She knows one day she won't be able to last
She knows that she has to get over the past
But no matter how hard she tries, she can't
Then things started to brighten up
She's now recovering, she's now happier
Although she's not fully there yet, she's fine for now
She still gets upset, she's still insecure
But she's happier now than she ever was before
She still gets hurt, she still gets lost
She still breaks down and her dreams are still tossed
But she knows people care, she knows how to live
And she knows what she will have to do to survive
I'm using this poem for a school competition.
I wrote it myself, so please do not copy.
Is it okay?
I'm sorry, the font is all messed up, I can't do anything about it.

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Cclaire
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 1:56pm UTC

This life is filled with hurt
When happiness doesn't work
Trust me and take my hand
When the lights go out you will understand
-ThreeDaysGrace
❤
by alymusiclover

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CherryPop
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 4:58pm UTC

hi, fact is that this is just a completely normal, boring and meaningless quote, for the love of lucifer. it doesn't decieve, imply anything nor does it involve any hidden jokes, innuendos or messages that have to be read into. don't be so
suspicious.

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CherryPop
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 5:49pm UTC

when commenting
"this"
on a quote is the perfect way to express your appreciation ♥

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CherryPop
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 6:09pm UTC

I can accept that my spelling is f//cking disgracful,
But I know the basics.
Your | You're
Where | Wear
There | Their | They're
etc.

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CherryPop
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 2:30pm UTC

Grammar
s e e m s t o b e d y i n g o n w i t t y .

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mrstomlinson98
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 12:30am UTC

ATTENTION WITTIANS.
I would like to declare a DETOX DAY.
Friday, June 14th, 2013.
As in "Detox" I mean,
No contacts (just for colours), no makeup,messy bun, sweatpants.
& For all my cutters; don't wear long sleeves. I want you to write "I HAVE HOPE" on both of your wrists, and I want you to be free. Smile for once. If you feellike crying, then cry. Don't hold it in.
For one day, I want everyone to be nobody except themselves.
Repost if you're in.
I am.
nmq
(not mine just thought it was a great idea (: )

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wanderer*
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 12:44am UTC

Oh? You think it's not a quote? You say that it's bítching? No. It's called asking my friends for help. It's not called bítching. It's called asking for help. Seeking advice. So f.ck off.

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