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brwneydgrl
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March 26, 2011 9:18pm UTC

Click the ♥
if you love Jesus,
and your
not ashamed to
say so.
(:
Notmyformat.

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BeautifulUgly
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April 23, 2011 8:47pm UTC

Tomorrow's the day Jesus suffered and died for us.
Show some love and respect
He is our savior.

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memoriescutlikeknives
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April 18, 2011 4:00pm UTC

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BOBBYPIN
posted a quote
March 5, 2011 11:24am UTC

When I was younger
I remember seeing two drops
of rain rolling down the window
and pretending it was a race. ♥

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singer23
posted a quote
March 4, 2011 11:59pm UTC

That one girl you really want to beat with a shovel
♥

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GagaBiggestMonster
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February 18, 2011 10:52pm UTC

"HEY! Did you get a haircut?! :O"
"...No. I dyed the tips of my hair invisible"

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iNeverKnewForeverWasSoShort
posted a quote
January 20, 2011 8:13am UTC

Fave if you're missing somebody right now ...
<//3

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CKTPA
posted a quote
January 15, 2011 10:30am UTC

Lost your pen, no pen
No pen, no notes
No notes, no study
no study, fail
fail, no diploma
no diploma, no work
no work, no money
no money, no food
no food, you get skinny
skinny, then you get ugly
ugly, no lover
no lover, no marriage
no marriage, no children
no children, alone
alone, depression
depression, sickness
sickness, death
lesson:
Don't loose your pen.

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giggles123
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January 8, 2011 10:20pm UTC

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Harlz31
posted a quote
January 14, 2011 3:12am UTC

Im sorry, i was distracted by the boogie hanging out of your nose :LL

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Harlz31
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January 14, 2011 5:41am UTC

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brandneweyes
posted a quote
January 12, 2011 10:29am UTC

Need A Laugh?
Go to Google;
And Click; I'm feeling lucky for all of these(;
♫ Type in 'Where is Chuck Norris?'
♫ Type in 'ewmew fudd'
♫ Type in 'Who's the cutest?'
♫ Type in 'elgoog'
♫ Type in 'Urban Dictionary'
♫ Type in 'is it thursday'
♫ Type in '2204355'
♫ Type in 'Who's awesome?'
♫ Type in 'lollimewire'
♫ Type in 'Google gothic'
♫ Type in 'Google bsd'
♫ Type in 'Google easter egg'
♫ Type in 'Google Gizoogle'
♫ Type in 'Google bearshare'
♫ Type in 'Google linux'
♫ Type in 'Google l33t'
♫ Type in 'Google mirror'
♫ Type in 'Google cheese'
♫ Type in 'Google pig latin'
♫ Type in 'Google epic'
♫ Type in 'Google weenie'
♫ Type in 'Google rainbow'
♫ Type in 'Google for hackers'
♫ Type in 'Google loco'
♫ Type in 'Google black'
♫ Type in 'Google small'
♫ Type in 'Google black and white'
♫ Type in 'Google metal'
♫ Type in 'Google holiday'
♫ Type in 'Xx-klingon'
Type in 'Google pacman'
♫ Type in 'Answer to life, the universe and everything' (Click Search for this one)
my credit to clumsgirl811
not mine .. but i really loved it!
Some of these i didn't find on my own! Sorry it's long but there's a lot of them(: For some of them, credit to showstopperrr96, XxEmily23xX, and mokagirl.... fav please ♥

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xhaleylynnx
posted a quote
January 11, 2011 5:54am UTC

Pray for Australia. ♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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GagaBiggestMonster
posted a quote
December 31, 2010 10:43am UTC

Blanket on, too hot. Blanket off, too cold. One leg out, PERFECT! Until that awkward moment when that monster under your beg grabs your leg, so you have second thoughts and put it back in.

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GagaBiggestMonster
posted a quote
December 31, 2010 10:30am UTC

"Mom, I'm 16 now, can I have a bra?"
"No Justin.."

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MegChristine11
posted a quote
December 20, 2010 7:33pm UTC

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silje_x3
posted a quote
December 23, 2010 12:39pm UTC

Guy;; Do you wanna play the firetruck game?
Girl;; How do you play?
Guy;; I get to run my fingers (which represent the fire truck) up your legs and then you say red light when you want me to stop.
Girl;; Okay, let's play.
*few seconds*
Girl;; Red light!
Guy;; Firetrucks don't stop for red lights.

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dinogoesrawr
posted a quote
December 24, 2010 10:25am UTC

RAWR !
▄███████▄
█▄█████▄█
█▼▼▼▼▼█
█▌________█▌
█▲▲▲▲▲█
█████████
██____██
hello, i am a dinosaur.
and rawr means ' i love you ' right?
well,wrong.
it means ' i wanna fuckingg eat you.'
SO RAWR.
COME OVER HERE.
*notmyformat*

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December_Babe
posted a quote
December 24, 2010 4:58pm UTC

Dear Bank Accounts,
OM NOM NOM.
Sincerely, Christmas

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