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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. KodacJason KodacJason
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    December 5, 2011 6:39pm UTC
    I saw a guy at a store begging for money for food.
    People just stared at him and gave him dirty looks,
    so I walked up to him and gave him $10.
    He looked at me, gave me a big a hug, and
    went to go put the money in a Salvation Army bucket.


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  7. KodacJason KodacJason
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 5:13pm UTC
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  9. KodacJason KodacJason
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 5:52pm UTC
    Cool story, hoe.
    Suck it again.

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    November 24, 2011 11:13pm UTC
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  11. cje42696 cje42696
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 6:22pm UTC
    Best Friends
    are like good bras they make you look good, and they never leave you hanging
    <3

  12. cje42696 cje42696
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 6:59pm UTC
    When I'm older and my daughter asked who my first love was i don’t want to search for him on Facebook i want to point across the room and say "he’s sitting right over there." <3

  13. Lucas Lucas
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    December 3, 2011 12:19pm UTC
    I want a girl
    Who will be my best friend. We will share secrets and inside jokes. I'll make her laugh with my sarcastic humor. She'll make me laugh with her sarcastic humor. I want a girl who can be romantic. I want her to run her fingers through my hair and kiss me. I want to run my fingers through her hair and kiss her. I want to be able to cuddle with her until the sun rises. I want a girl who I will treat right. I will make her dinner and compliment her on her outfits. I will take her out on dates and bring her on walks in the park. I will call her beautiful. I want a girl who I can have fun with. I want to be able to go on endless drives singing at the top of our lungs together. I want to dance in the living room at midnight to a loud, crazy song. I want to slow dance at sunrise to silence. I want a girl who will comfort me when I need to be comforted. I want her to be able to cry on my shoulder as I hug her and tell her everything will be all right. I want to bring her favorite soup when she's sick. I want her to feel safe in my arms. I want a girl who will love me more then anybody or anything in the world because I will sure as hell love her more then anybody or anything in the world.

  14. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    You're so fake,
    Barbie's jealous.

  15. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 10:14am UTC
    admit it, we've all tried
    to keep a diary & failed. miserably.

  16. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 11:26am UTC
    your 10,
    you have a laptop,
    ipod,
    facebook,
    & blackberry.
    When I was 10 I had a
    tamgotchi.

  17. xiloveyou13x xiloveyou13x
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 9:44am UTC
    hide n' seek champs :
    1. Waldo
    2. Osama Bin Laden
    3. my phone on silent

  18. xBiebersShawtyx xBiebersShawtyx
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 9:12am UTC
    Chemistry jokes are sodium funny ;)
    [fav] if you get it

  19. LoveHasNoLimits_x LoveHasNoLimits_x
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 8:35pm UTC
    Damnntaylerx's format.
    Just wondering. . .
    Did anyones wish on 11.11.11 at 11:11
    c o m e t r u e ?


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