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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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XoGummyBear136Xo
posted a quote
July 22, 2009 4:22pm UTC

Today my computer was being slow,So i said;
[Stupid Computer]under my breath. It then [stopped]
loading, so I said sorry, and it started loading again. i felt
like my computer accepted my apology, and we were [friends] again...
MLIA.<3

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Xx_JustShutUpAndSmile_xX
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July 23, 2009 6:39pm UTC

Today, My Girlfriend Asked Me;
If I was thinking about marriage.
I did not want to answer,
So I tried to chew it over with Twix.
Time did not stop, and I ate it awkwardly.
She just stared.
-MLIA (:

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iN_tHe_ClouDs_xo
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July 21, 2009 6:21pm UTC

He Told Me i Ran Like a Girl.
[ ( i told him if he ran a little faster ) ]
he would too
--> my friend told me thiss [;

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__cityofangels
posted a quote
July 20, 2009 12:41pm UTC

a
shot to
kill the pain
a pill to drain the
shame a purge to stop the
gain a cut to break the vein. a
smoke to ease
the crave a
drink to win
t h e g a m e
an addiction's
an addiction
because it always hurts the same
[ live above the influence ]
*iconator*

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x3_never_let_go
posted a quote
July 22, 2009 4:39pm UTC

Abortion
6 weeks old today mommy
A birthday gift for me
A pair of big blue eyes
Through one day I will see
Where are we mommy
With rain splashing down
When it hits the sidewalk
It makes a funny sound
Bang through the big white doors
People dressed in green
If they hurt you mommy
Just run away and scream
Help me mommy
They’re tearing me apart
There goes my big blue eyes
There goes my little heart
I love you mommy believe me I do
But the worst thing is
I thought you loved me too.
*fave if agaisnt abortion .=[

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LiveLaughCheer
posted a quote
July 26, 2009 3:19pm UTC

:: what do i look l i k e ? ::
The wizard of oz?
» you need a b r a i n? you need a h e a r t «
go ahead take mine ;
t a k e e v e r y t h i n g i h a v e <|3
-jacob black

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WHOAH_xo
posted a quote
July 25, 2009 9:32pm UTC

Today
I was sitting in my room singing when I lost my voice. When I spoke again, I thought I sounded like Lil' Wayne. I proceeded to do Lil' Wayne impressions for the next five minutes. MLIA
i know some people are getting sick of MLIA's on Witty, but if you dont like them, dont read them. I find them hilarious(:

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ilyxRAWR
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July 25, 2009 9:29pm UTC

I felt like a rebel when...
x_________________ I went out through the in door.

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smilimoose
posted a quote
July 26, 2009 9:23am UTC

I t h i n k b o y s s h o u l d l i s t e n t o
l o v e ♥ s o n g s
And take notes.
--- quote credit to Liv
and fades and such to sabriinaaxkaulitz

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jonandkateplus8always
posted a quote
June 27, 2009 9:12pm UTC

Jon and Kate plus 8
Kate - "Who's the party for?!"
Alexis - "GOD!"
(On the babies 3rd birthday)
haha(:*
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jonandkateplus8always
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June 27, 2009 9:14pm UTC

Jon and Kate plus 8
Kate: "Aaden, your fingernails are so dirty."
Hannah: "That's 'cause he was scratching his heiney."
Aaden: "But I'm itchy!"
Kate: "That's disgusting, Aaden."
haha(:*
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jonandkateplus8always
posted a quote
June 27, 2009 9:21pm UTC

Jon and Kate plus 8
Aaden: I think his belly is hungry.
Alexis: Yeah, I'm going to get him food.
Aaden: I'm going to make him cheeseballs.
haha(:*
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jonandkateplus8always
posted a quote
June 27, 2009 9:25pm UTC

Jon and Kate plus 8
(crying)
Will you kiss my hiney? My hiney hurts.
--Collin Gosselin
haha(:*
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jonandkateplus8always
posted a quote
June 27, 2009 9:28pm UTC

Jon and Kate plus 8
Kate-"Who did this?"
The Boys-"Nobody did it."
haha(:*
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jonandkateplus8always
posted a quote
June 27, 2009 9:29pm UTC

Jon and Kate plus 8
<Aaden hits Alexis>
<Alexis hits Aaden back>
Alexis- We don't hit Aaden!!
haha(:*
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jonandkateplus8always
posted a quote
June 27, 2009 9:31pm UTC

Jon and Kate plus 8
Aaden:"Why we keep stoppin?"
Jon:"Cause it's a red light, buddy."
haha(:*
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jonandkateplus8always
posted a quote
June 27, 2009 9:34pm UTC

Jon and Kate plus 8
I'm not a gooseball...don't laugh at me..I'm not a gooseball
--Joel Gosselin
haha(:*
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jonandkateplus8always
posted a quote
June 27, 2009 9:36pm UTC

Jon and Kate plus 8
Bye Mommy, I love You. I'll take care of the kids.
--Hannah Gosselin
awee,haha(:*
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