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Bravosierra*
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August 13, 2012 2:19pm UTC

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iloveyou731
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August 18, 2012 7:35pm UTC

I said hi to this girl on witty and she was like
"err why did you say hi to me?"
this was my friends reply,
"Dayum gurl, who lit your tampon string? I is just trying to be a friendly black woman and you totally cut me off! *flips weave and walks off*"

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Baseballisme
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August 15, 2012 7:07pm UTC

Things girls need to know about guys #1:
We use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We almost never use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.
Should I do a series?

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neversaynever16
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August 10, 2012 8:07pm UTC

format by neversaynever16
That awkward moment
When you want to scare someone
٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶
But they take too long to come out.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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伤*
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August 7, 2012 11:14am UTC

Giving someone another chance
is like giving them another bullet
because they missed the first time
( quote by O n e D i r e c t i o n)

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Pluto*
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August 2, 2012 2:54pm UTC

When It Rain During Weekends: Oh it's raining? That's nice.
When It Rains During School: Look! It's raining! Wow rain... It's so pretty! I Can't believe it's raining! Everybody, look outside! It's Raining!

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oursong
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 7:38pm UTC

Me: Hello, 911? It's an emergency. There must be at least a thousand bodies out here.
Officer: Where are you?!
Me: THE GRAVEYARD.
Officer: ...

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Pluto*
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August 5, 2012 4:26pm UTC

Plot Twist: We All Stop Twisting The Plot.

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skyscraper13
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August 5, 2012 3:22pm UTC

You're nice to the weird kid once then BOOM. Stalked for life.
NotMyFormat

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KristinaBrunicardi
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 9:05pm UTC

Jenna Marbles needs her own fricken
t a l k s h o w .

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alpharedw13
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August 2, 2012 4:13pm UTC

*My thoughts during summer vacation*
May: Whoo! School's out, I don't have to wake up early anymore and I won't be on a tight schedule!
June: Well... I'm bored. WHERE ARE THE CHIPS?!
July: When does school start again? My friends never talk to me :( *munches on cookies*
August:: NOOO school can't start next week! Where did the summer go?

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AustinH
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August 5, 2012 10:21pm UTC

"They judge me before they even know me,
that's why I'm better off alone"
-Shrek

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ChickFlick
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August 7, 2012 3:27pm UTC

Seeing boys play with
little kids is probley the
most attractive thing ever.

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xodiana15
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 4:28pm UTC

When I was little#2,
I thought my heart was actually heart shaped.
Just me?

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sammy*
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 2:37pm UTC

Justin Bieber: As long as you love me, we could be starving.
Niall: STARVING?! Oh no, bro. I can't live without food.

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TVQuotes
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August 3, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Jenna Marbles #7
*At a drivethrough*
"Hey can I get 6 cheeseburgers, a large fry, can I get a McChicken sandwich, and.. a caesar salad..... That evens it out."
follow for a follow

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ilovechu5
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August 2, 2012 3:23pm UTC

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zubair
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 4:15pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
When you realise your fingers knows your password better than your brain.

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vaginiall
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 11:36pm UTC

A boy piggybacking his girl friend
Girl: I was thinking.. What if one day I get so fat you can't carry me?
Boy: Then I can get just as fat, and we can roll around together

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