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  1. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 1:22am UTC
    Kayne West should open
    a breakfast cafe called
    "Omlette You Finish"

  2. blairisepic blairisepic
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 1:28pm UTC
    The real difference between Directioners and Beliebers:
    Hater: Justin is gay!!
    Beliebers: OMG NO HE'S NOT TAKE THAT BACK!!!! HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND DUH!!!
    Hater: 1D is gay!!
    Directioners: lol yup.

  3. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    A fan gave Zayn a book called
    'Why Smoking is Bad For you',
    And Zayn broke down in tears,
    Hugged her and sad 'I'm so sorry."

  4. gracegreene gracegreene
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    Here's to the girls
    Who don't wake up with perfect hair.
    Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad.
    Who don't wear 50 pounds of make up.
    Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than in skinny jeans.
    Who don't get all of the guys.
    Who aren't " popular " but wo uldn't trade their friends for the world.
    Who choose sneakers of heels.
    Who aren't afraid to break a nail .
    Who don't always get everything they want.
    Who don't need a guy to tell them they're beautiful.
    Here's to all the girls who are
    just like me.

  5. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 12:50pm UTC
    nmf-keegster
    He was a boy ----------> she was a girl
    can i make it any more obvious?
    nmf

  6. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 5:30pm UTC
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  7. AboveAverage AboveAverage
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 11:15am UTC
    Phineas:I know wha---
    Ferb:No B*tch i'm deciding today.

  8. kylaz323 kylaz323
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    Normal people: Omg I hate how everyone judges me because of idk I'm just a girl. maybe I'm not pretty omg. Like what's your problem. omg you don't even know me. Like get the f*ck out of my face you c*nt.
    Me: I hate when people pour my cereal.
    Me: They don't know how much milk I like.
    Me: They don't know how much cereal I want.
    Me: They don't know me.
    Me: they don't know what I've been through.

  9. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    me: ugly people exsist to make pretty people stand out
    me: so thats my contribution to society
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me: you're welcome.

  10. moonbeampie moonbeampie
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    *teacher calls name on roll*
    normal people:Here!
    me: *has been preparing for this moment for the last ten minutes*
    *sends email*
    normal people: logs out.
    me: immediately goes to sent items and reads it again.
    *arrives early to event*
    normal people: Sorry I'm a little early!
    me: *waits in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive*
    *somebody was mean to me*
    normal people: argues, then forgets it.
    me: spends the next six years winning arguments against them in the shower
    *remembers embarassing moment from years ago*
    normal people: *laughs*
    me: cringes and obsesses over what could have been done differently.

  11. hisblueeyes hisblueeyes
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 8:05pm UTC
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  12. xxccaasseeyyxx xxccaasseeyyxx
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 4:47pm UTC
    format by sandrasaurus
    hey i just met you
    and this is crazy but i dont like you so leave the country maybe?

  13. gabri3ll3_26 gabri3ll3_26
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 7:11pm UTC

    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    B LAME
    DINKLE BERG

  14. ILoveStarWars ILoveStarWars
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    2012; My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
    598 B.C : My whipped ice dairy drink brings the attention of many males to my place of residence.

  15. blahhxxemmy blahhxxemmy
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    *pierced my own lip without asking, getting in the car with my dad, he sees it for the first time..*
    dad: Hey- WHAT THE HELL
    me: I-
    dad: GET OUT OF THE CAR
    me: *gets out*
    dad:
    me:
    dad: GET BACK IN THE CAR
    me: *gets back in the car*
    dad:
    me:
    dad: WE'RE GOING TO DAIRY QUEEN
    me:
    dad: WHAT KIND OF ICE CREAM DO YOU WANT
    true story, lol


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. jtcozzy jtcozzy
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    *The motto starts playing on the radio*
    Me:we bout it erryday erryday
    Grandma: sounds like hairy dick lol
    Me:how does that sound like hairy dick?!Grandma: idk i never know what black people are saying.lol i love her.

  18. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    My hands won't stop shaking,
    I drop the smile I've been faking,
    The tears won't stop flowing,
    It's about time I get going.
    Why can't I just say
    Good-bye?

  19. kaila* kaila*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 10:59pm UTC
    Always text her back, she gets frustrated if you don't. Don't ever hang up on her without saying goodbye first. She has certain days where she has to watch her shows like Pretty Little Liars, and One Tree Hill. Suprise her. If she's quoting Taylor Swift, either you're in really big trouble or you're making her happy. And when you hug her, remember you are hugging the most beautiful girl in the world, and that you should always hug her back tighter. Don't hurt her, that will be the worst thing you ever do. You have no idea how lucky you are to call her yours. So cherish it. You have the honor of holding her hand. You have the privilege to kiss her when you want. You have the ability to make her happy. She isn't just another girl, she's that girl that can make you the happiest person ever if you give her the chance, she's worth everything. Everything. Take care of her.♡
    Format Credit: PaperLung

  20. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 8:25pm UTC
    You wanna know what I hate?
    We used to text every day. Every single freaking day. Now,
    I’m lucky if I hear from you once every week or two. And on
    that rare occasion when we actually do talk. It’s like I have to
    force the conversation. You make me feel like I’m some
    kind of annoyance in your life now, when I used
    to be so important. That’s what I hate.

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